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Longhornstampede

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  1. Miss Denmark did not seem impressed...
  2. Because ATexanAbroad is banging all the 10s and taking pics 🤣
  3. He bowling balled her at home. 2 in the pink, thumb in the stink
  4. This person gets it.... Making this distinction is important. Now I'm wondering if there is a word for shart in their native tongue "The food: Peanut butter everything! Pumpkin spice everything! Fried chicken and waffles! Pancakes with bacon! General Tso's chicken! So much good BBQ! Mexican food! Taco Bell!"
  5. Living up to username.... Goals man, goals
  6. Is homeboys name Jethro Bodean... Using a piece of rope for a belt....
  7. 9 shots! I'd hire that guy to do any job. Lots of follow thru and ensures it's done right and complete. He's got upper management written all over him!
  8. Couldn't decide if this went here or the FAFO thread
  9. This is how you avoid an entry into this thread https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/02/michigan-man-gets-drunk-watching-owls-poops-on-his-pt-cruiser-tells-nurses-his-blood-is-pure-natural-ice/
  10. The insecurity of Baker and the immaturity of Kyler all rolled into 1 person with a little more talent... That's how we got this level of bitchassedness from this punk
  11. Looks like a rose bowl parade float busted a tether line and started floating away
  12. He's a punk and RG3 is going down balls deep on him like Annette Schwarz
  13. Haha! DFW NYE is so lit it gets put on a month ahead of time and taped!
  14. RIP Coach Gus you were and still are the best...
  15. Oh I'm sure she always knows what's coming at her mouth...
  16. That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point
  17. Like as if she's never done this before https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmcDzNBKSw0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  18. Noods from the party?
  19. What's his surly handle?
  20. LOL some jackass Giants fan appeared to be giving the horns down after that sack... Rent free...
  21. Most likely just a spectator in this literal shitshow this year. Don't (can't) drink anymore and the diet has become slightly more healthy, or at least more discriminating. So despite having black coffee, bacon, eggs (runny yolks) and fruit for breakfast this morning.... I'm not even worried anymore. Calling my shart-shot on January 1. Longhornstampede: 365 Shart: 0
  22. Today's hangovers may open the ceremonies.
  23. Hey, but do what they want... 🤣
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