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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Oh yeah... I'm guessing lots of guys have wanted their rockets on her chest
  2. Casa de LHS bitches ..
  3. Don't ever walk into Cheddar's in Mesquite at happy hour...
  4. Or whose heart is more like a truck....
  5. Talk about fucking around and finding out...
  6. Fuck. That's a horrible ad. The normalization of fatasses. She could lower her A1C by not outweighing a small car. Ever thought of that?
  7. You think he's a headcase now.... Just wait....
  8. Way to go Jordan. Now end this!
  9. Spieth and Cantlay playing for who can make the least terrible mistake...
  10. https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cnu98Q2KCpH/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  11. https://twitter.com/cctvidiots/status/1645438623914037248?t=RGnZhkF_nmdjMf2f5VOhBQ&s=19
  12. This is the Patrick Cantlay of videos
  13. That sounds like what period sex would look like 🤢
  14. How about THOTS and prayers? Would that work?
  15. That didn't "drain the swamp" either 🙄
  16. You win a blind date with Rob Halford where you'll be logged flogged and long-donged....
  17. No free rides. Gas or ass
  18. Uh oh. Has aggy dechambeau'd himself? https://www.sportingnews.com/us/golf/news/sam-bennett-masters-second-round-ridgewood/zxbeijaro4gyimzdmlccisfj
  19. Keeping it real in New Braunfels
  20. https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1644702644039204864?t=hNk-e89dpQNL5IJWHwsKKA&s=19
  21. I'm a fan of Texas/red dirt country but his segments are just dumb. It almost always becomes just another excuse to bore us with playing a recording of his band singing that crappy song he "wrote" with Pat Green
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