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Longhornstampede

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  1. Soooooo.... It's a medieval dragon fest fantasy world movie sharing a name with a game for dorks? I hope there's secks!
  2. If you know, you know...
  3. What name does he post under here?
  4. I used to work for Hormel and I've been to that big plant in Austin, Minnesota. The slaughter side of the operation is something you'll never get out of your memory. And yes I know EXACTLY how spam is made.
  5. Should be an ad for Gillette razors and Mint Dental to fix that hangar door gap
  6. Just follow the furry trail down her stomach..... You'll find it
  7. Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮
  8. March is almost over and still no ... https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/very-wet-fart-16448/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
  9. Corby: "Duuuude perfect!"
  10. As does the owner
  11. Love how the tire comes back for Round 2 as if to say "there's more where that came from" https://fb.watch/jxMdNBd5NN/?mibextid=YCRy0i
  12. Y'all missed the most disturbing part about this guy... He lived in fucking Forney! I mean it could have been worse but not by much. He could have admitted to having lived in Quinlan
  13. Security guard serving up chingasos! https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1639275375455883265?t=Y4IoZjMxMWlRG-TydsSdug&s=19
  14. Needs to go back to his Arban book and practice lip trills and double tonguing technique
  15. @Hermanator what is that quote from?
  16. HA! I wondered why she stopped appearing in their commercials.... https://twitter.com/Tweet_Mose/status/1638944091328196608?t=9M4a4ZmTIly_hgw_eima7g&s=19
  17. @Hermanator what's the story on Bacsik?
  18. And didn't believe in locking his doors and windows
  19. Brat showing us how he out kicked his coverage in marriage. Good on ya sir! Beautiful family
  20. My grandfather and his brother married 2 girls who were sisters. Cue the Ferris Buehler gif 😀
  21. Some of my roots into the US fromy mother's side of the family. From L to R, grand uncle, grandfather, great grandfather (the little guy in front of him is another grand uncle) grand aunt and great grandmother. Taken on a ranch somewhere around Del Rio. Seeing as my grandfather was born in 1900 and in this pic he looks to be a teenager, this pic was taken over a hundred years ago. They fled Mexico during the revolution The 2nd pic is the 2 older brothers on the left of the 1st pic. My grandfather is the one on the left.
  22. I've tracked down the Maypearl Monster! Took a drive this morning and I had a cheap 15 year old Kodak digital camera I found in a drawer with me... And I forgot to turn off the fucking date stamp!!
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