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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Ok one of you smarter than me (which isn't hard to do) please help me find this week's Tuesdays with Gordon where they played with Gwyneth Paltrows candle. My wife wants to hear it because my pathetic recounting of it doesn't do it justice
  2. Adios muthafucka
  3. Happy International Women's Day!
  4. So many responses... When does she get naked and puke it up all over the other Asian chick while they rub it all over each other? Positive that's not the first slime she's swallowed. That's a lot of egg noodles she'll be dropping in the shitter later.
  5. That gave me the weirdest boner....
  6. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoaCpwJhJzY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  7. Holy shit. Gordo on the Hang Zone has been the highlight of the week... And it's only Tuesday
  8. Norm is on vacation for 3 weeks. We get Joe Trahan this week. I don't think I remember him hosting before. If he did I missed it. I hope Doocy gets a week or even the other 2 weeks norm is gone
  9. Going through Rowlett this morning. NOPE!
  10. Soooooo you're saying Surly-worthy
  11. If that's your kink, have at it
  12. Found this chick's insta page and got dragged down the rabbit hole of her and that cute dog. Holy shit some of these had me rolling https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoiEgMJsKlM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4tuLTpse4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  13. That kid is obviously not a Clapton
  14. Floppy teats... Wnb
  15. Her lawyer also got handled too. But he lived
  16. You can't say donut bumper? 😲😃
  17. Cup the balls...
  18. Oh shit I hadn't even about that. It coincidentally IS southeast Dallas county
  19. Slaying pussy all over town...
  20. Was he possibly on his way to commit a crime elsewhere, not on the plane, posing as an LEO. Probably an organized (or disorganized) crime drug heist. Does TSA randomly pick checked bags to scrutinize and got lucky this time or is everything scanned? If random, imagine how many times someone might have gotten away with it and no one being the wiser. That's a pretty big gamble to take.
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