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Longhornstampede

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  1. I'd lick the beer off Amanda's rack after an ace...
  2. The replies to that video are fucking awesome. Highlights...
  3. I wanna see who tits McGee is that was referenced up thread.... For research purposes, of course
  4. Much better. I'd eat that ass like she's about to chow down on that pizza
  5. So much chrome.... So much awesomeness
  6. I'm harder than that surfboard right about now...
  7. What year is that? Before 87?
  8. Ford kept that square body style on the 250s and 350s for a couple of years after changing the 150s in 96. Yeah those things sell easily if it's in decent shape. I see lots of them still on the road.
  9. Right there with you Celery. I had an 84 in college but I hated the look from 86 to 91 because of that brick front edge of the hood. 92 to 96 were the best.
  10. They are. You have to put some real effort into it to damage one.
  11. 1996 F150 4.9 Inline 6, I use every day. My commute is only 11 miles and none of it on the highway if I so choose. Bought it used in 2000. I haven't had a new vehicle for myself in forever. I do absolutely everything and anything I need. Haul stuff in the bed and occasionally pull a small 12 foot flatbed trailer for some larger things. It has made at least 30 trips to south Texas but I haven't taken it in a long while because I'm afraid it'll get stolen so close to the border. I'm constantly being asked if I'm interested in selling it. Nope. I keep it because the annual maintenance costs on it are a small fraction of what a monthly payment would be for a new one and I can do almost all of it myself. I've only paid two people to repair something on it in all this time. One to rebuild the 5 speed transmission and the clutch ($1200) 3 years ago and last summer I had the seat, headliner and sun visors reupholstered ($550). Today I'm replacing the pressure hose in the power steering, 35 bucks at AutoZone.
  12. Likely to see the 2nd coming...
  13. I laughed way more than I should have..
  14. Land of milk and honey
  15. It will be the anniversary where Texas sends out invitations to 10 other states and each one of those 10 piggybacks 4 other states (because they're family), except Florida. Florida only asks 3, but Puerto Rico jumps into the car at the last minute. They drink up all the booze at the bar but things are kept going when everyone pools their money together and sends Utah, the only sober state, to HEB on a beer run. At the end of the night, after several spirited arguments and one drunk fight, everyone leaves for home carrying extra plates full of food covered with aluminum foil.
  16. That lamp could have been a post in the stupid shit wives, etc.... Thread
  17. It was a rescue dog
  18. Although I'm sure (I think) none of you have ever been suspected of taking down a federal building.
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