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Longhornstampede

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  1. In usual Corby fashion he will tell his stories with such morsels of insight as if he were the only person on earth who has ever had Covid. I personally look forward to all the eye rolling. My eye muscles need the exercise
  2. That dude's brain got kicked back to factory reset!
  3. This is Cam Smiths day. Rory won't catch him. And Rory shouldn't feel bad. 9 times out of 10 Rory's round would have won this, but Smith just TORCHED the back 9.
  4. Cam Young just torched the front 9 in -5 and then birdied 11
  5. I went to Fuel City this morning and committed cannibalism.... Of the barbacoa and picadillo kind....
  6. Next thing we hear will be a speech during her visit to the San Francisco Asian community referring to them as a unique bunch of PHO-kers
  7. How in the world did you leave bean and chorizo off that list.... YOU SAVAGE!
  8. San Antonio will win by pulling out a switchblade sending the Cali transplants scurrying
  9. I grew up in Del Rio.... Recognized the Press building immediately. I remember going in there as a kid and heading upstairs to hide or play in the toy section. Awesome pics
  10. After the last 2 or 3 weeks if I never hear the fucking Blue Bell jingle again I wouldn't love a damn bit of sleep. They must be shelling out a fortune to saturate tv and radio with that sappy fucking thing
  11. I'd make it 100 if I could share the tasty lobsters with Makayla and then eat some cat...
  12. That poor motorcycle... I could almost hear it whimpering over the radio in my vehicle...
  13. The last remnant of a ghost town once known as Bugtussle...
  14. You've obviously never been to Garland or Pleasant Grove
  15. She asked him to play some Debussy.... But he was hard of hearing
  16. The goat isnt nervous because he knows where Jordan went to college...
  17. For his next trick he will be keeping abducted women in his basement before wearing their skin...
  18. So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle.... I think you can fill in the blanks hidden by the door handle
  19. I don't think anyone has yet to make sound go backwards.... Maybe
  20. Good God, roll that back into the water before it dries up and dies! The again....
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