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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Worthy's a piece of shit. Gtfo outta here asshole!
  2. Daniela was always my personal favorite...
  3. Grandmother, mom's side of the family Grandfather, Dad and my older brothers at grandparents house Granduncle and my older siblings Mom and Dad Dad somewhere in SE Asia... His 2nd home during the 60s. LOL Mom. No doubt miserable because she was probably pregnant with me and having to deal with the Texas heat, in my grandparent's backyard. Grandfather drove that old '57 until, literally, the day he died in 1977. Relaxing somewhere along San Felipe Creek in '59
  4. Yours truly with a nice little haul from Lake Amistad I never knew that Squints was my older brother.... Must ha e been before kissing Wendy Pfeffercorn My older brothers in my grandmother's kitchen with a couple of Dad's targets My old dog Smokey, passed away during my junior year at Texas. Great great dog. That lawnmower was an OSHA nightmare. I started it by winding a piece of rope around the top of the engine and pulling. No chute nor foot guards and definitely no Deadman handle to shut it off when you released the handle.
  5. With reckless abandon...
  6. Here's my rationalization. My number 1 is because I am partial to the taller lankier one with boobs. My number 3 is number 3 because she talks. Number 2 is in that comfort zone that's familiar no matter when you get to it.
  7. If you find the boat @ROFL BOX has a truck to tow it for you.... For $800
  8. Sounds like a Casey Donahue song...
  9. Merry Christmas all you sons and daughters of bitches! The surly family is a fucked up but beautiful thing!
  10. Maybe the test plane had an ejection pod a la the F-111 Aardvark instead of an ejection seat
  11. Sooo.. Wake is now on a year winning streak against lower tier SEC teams. Fucking beautiful
  12. Hell, even Mozart was a latecomer to YOU 😁
  13. Longhornstampede replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz
    I'm 55 and never have had surgery of any kind and my doc says I'm good to go as of 4 months ago +0.25 in my left eye and +0.5 in the right. Doesn't mean anything to me other than I can still see pretty fucking good
  14. Good to see Bobby never gave up drinking... Even in spirit
  15. Good point. Now if those sausages were Pittsburgh or East Texas hot links you'd be in the ballpark of hood sandwiches
  16. There's a small store in the neighborhood near downtown Terrell that sells a seasoned fries bone-in pork chop served between 2 slices of white bread. Now THAT sammich is HOOD.... and it's also fucking delicious!
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