Everything posted by Longhornstampede
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
Most likely just a spectator in this literal shitshow this year. Don't (can't) drink anymore and the diet has become slightly more healthy, or at least more discriminating. So despite having black coffee, bacon, eggs (runny yolks) and fruit for breakfast this morning.... I'm not even worried anymore. Calling my shart-shot on January 1. Longhornstampede: 365 Shart: 0
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Shart 2023: The Quickening
Today's hangovers may open the ceremonies.
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If BaD Radio isn't on from 3-7 p.m. ...
Hey, but do what they want... 🤣
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Dallas woman filmed making ‘slant eyes’ after being confronted over parking spot
As of this morning she made her IG private... No can do anymore. Then again there's a reason I nor anyone else posted it when it was available
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Dallas woman filmed making ‘slant eyes’ after being confronted over parking spot
Mis-identified Asian as indicated by the incorrect slant angle. The lift on the corners is too severe more indicative of Mongolians. Ashrey is clearly Korean, the tell tale clue being the surname Park. Not to mention the fact that her IG contains posts written in Korean. 😁
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Ball game...
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
But he CAN catch a tater tot!
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Shit-play-zay
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
Worthy's a piece of shit. Gtfo outta here asshole!
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Cheez-It Bowl: Oklahoma vs. Florida State
F-U-C-K-O-U
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Bond Girls
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Cool old pictures of your parents, grand parents, or family
Grandmother, mom's side of the family Grandfather, Dad and my older brothers at grandparents house Granduncle and my older siblings Mom and Dad Dad somewhere in SE Asia... His 2nd home during the 60s. LOL Mom. No doubt miserable because she was probably pregnant with me and having to deal with the Texas heat, in my grandparent's backyard. Grandfather drove that old '57 until, literally, the day he died in 1977. Relaxing somewhere along San Felipe Creek in '59
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Cool old pictures of your parents, grand parents, or family
Yours truly with a nice little haul from Lake Amistad I never knew that Squints was my older brother.... Must ha e been before kissing Wendy Pfeffercorn My older brothers in my grandmother's kitchen with a couple of Dad's targets My old dog Smokey, passed away during my junior year at Texas. Great great dog. That lawnmower was an OSHA nightmare. I started it by winding a piece of rope around the top of the engine and pulling. No chute nor foot guards and definitely no Deadman handle to shut it off when you released the handle.
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Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
He seems like a foot guy.....ala you know More like a hoof guy...
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Favorite Christmas movies
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
And cream of mushroom soup
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Here's my rationalization. My number 1 is because I am partial to the taller lankier one with boobs. My number 3 is number 3 because she talks. Number 2 is in that comfort zone that's familiar no matter when you get to it.
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Anyone have a boat I can borrow?
If you find the boat @ROFL BOX has a truck to tow it for you.... For $800
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
This thread delivers!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
1,3,2
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Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Sounds like a Casey Donahue song...
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Merry Christmas…
Merry Christmas all you sons and daughters of bitches! The surly family is a fucked up but beautiful thing!
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Top Gun 2
Maybe the test plane had an ejection pod a la the F-111 Aardvark instead of an ejection seat
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sooo.. Wake is now on a year winning streak against lower tier SEC teams. Fucking beautiful
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Pawn Stars do America, Austin,
Chumley sucks