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Longhornstampede

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  1. Give Jimbo another extension!!!
  2. Gotta beat the rush to buy lighter fluid for those couches!
  3. OMG!!! I'm in fucking tears!!!!!
  4. Ohio State might not punt in the entire first half
  5. This is about to get really ugly...
  6. Please change the title of that other thread to Quinn Ewers-The Man, The Myth, The Idiot
  7. It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts. Same name different person assumed the role. But the pirate wasn't a dork, because he was a pirate.
  8. Birthing hips on ol Bebe. I'm betting that snatch never dries out @Vic Mackey to the courtesy phone. You're being summoned to the stage
  9. Don't kink shame, bro
  10. It's got it's moments but there's no way I e been able to listen for more than a segment. Maybe 2. Ben and Skin are just unlistenable. Dobbs is just a clueless airhead. This morning the other 2 guys are talking about the alcohol situation in Qatar and one of them states that Budweiser will be allowed to serve Bud Zero. 30 seconds later Julie chimes in saying something like "oh, here you go, I just read that Budweiser will be selling Bud Zero". Dumb ass. Rhymes and Sirois just comes across as contrived and forced. Clunky. This whole "we say what we want" thread that runs through each show is old and stale already. I want to like this station more than I do but it still keeps tripping over itself.
  11. And you can now get it by the bag full
  12. HE'S NOT DERKA! 🙄😂😂😂
  13. Monica Lewinsky's oval office
  14. As well as being a shitty parent, it's a shame she has shitty aim too That's also going to take a bite out of her deposit on that Section 8 Apartment
  15. Those Twitter threads are so full of enraging stupid. Starting with the dumbasses screaming like old ninnies about it being intentional
  16. How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over all these receivers? - QE
  17. That sonic commercial was good practice for his next career
  18. Hope this helps cleanse the eyes... https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck34zILjFt0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  19. Ohio State laughing at UT for stepping in front of the bullet that the failure that Ewers is
  20. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1550293433813811201?t=LZ-orS9x55hYBlL9Rx9YRw&s=19 Fucking ouch!
  21. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1589417647787356160?t=45qFygbgho5Dmpni1siq9w&s=19
  22. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
  23. Pick her up around the waist and use her like a Fleshlight...
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