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Longhornstampede

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  1. I saw this scene as an homage to....
  2. Loved the nod to the Skunk Works on the tail of the test plane in the beginning of the film....
  3. You would like to think they used some of that 40% of the budget to buy a breaching shotgun or 2.... But I guess they do t look as cool in the SWAT team photo
  4. Junior would probably just sit in the corner of the room and watch...
  5. Damn and here I was thinking Pooh and Piglet were going on a bender....
  6. Obviously someone very familiar with uncircumcised weiners...
  7. Rude...and not in a good way...
  8. They should just get it over with and fuck....
  9. One of the 14 is the shooter. An 18 year old student at the high school. Fuck that piece of shit
  10. My sister in law teaches in Uvalde. Yes it is 14 students and one teacher dead. All at the elementary school. Fucking horrible
  11. Aggy with a pocket full of cash looking to Skeet could point you in the right direction
  12. Tiger scrambling his ass off today
  13. Dumb bitch should have been paying attention to the game and not texting her friends making brunch plans for Sunday
  14. Hey! I see you had a corn cup from Fuel City for lunch!
  15. Happy Mother's Day to all you ladies (and gentlemen, if the need be). May you all get loving tacky, or tactful gifts from your spawn and spouses and have a great day. Beetches!
  16. Peter Brady's long lost sister
  17. If he's dead, he's dead. Good thing either way, the asshole
  18. Good thing he didn't lose it to carjackers..
  19. “Jaws, the older dog who was turning six that day, sustained a bullet to the nose.” that's a hell of a BOOP!
  20. He couldn't take all the length...
  21. Dodge trucks have made me detest Chris Stapleton's voice...
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