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Longhornstampede

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  1. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
  2. Pick her up around the waist and use her like a Fleshlight...
  3. He would gift her a huge pearl necklace.... As would I
  4. Even Holly Rowe is gonna get paid tonight!
  5. Jimbo the strategic genius at work....
  6. That's why he paid 20 bucks to spend the night in a warehouse thinking he was going to get lucky (Oldest aggy joke I know)
  7. I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night
  8. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjilXJpDB0E/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
  9. Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou! Those shitheads really would buy a turd if it was spray painted in maroon...
  10. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  11. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  12. Nvm. One vehicle is registered in Rotan and the other in Magnolia. There's a lot of Texas between those 2
  13. Wylie? This looks like something that would happen in Collin County
  14. Seeing as how I slayed your mom's pussy last night I guess I've reached my limit
  15. I let the mailman remove the tape holding the lid shut on my new mailbox after I mounted it to the wall
  16. Spotted in some crazy bitches driveway while making rounds through one of the neighborhoods while at work...
  17. The more I see this fucking ad the more I realize that every single motherfucking person, old, yound, male, female has an extremely punchable mug just because they are in the commercial
  18. Chick in the first vid seriously rethinking some life choices...
  19. I would taste every inch of her skin including the bottom of her feet. Then I'd kiss her bellybutton .. from the inside
  20. Woody Hayes says, Amateur!
  21. You mean sooners? πŸ˜ƒ
  22. MSU players: But we was disrespected! Sparty is aggy/little brother to Michigan and the B10
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