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Longhornstampede

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  1. I'd make it 100 if I could share the tasty lobsters with Makayla and then eat some cat...
  2. That poor motorcycle... I could almost hear it whimpering over the radio in my vehicle...
  3. The last remnant of a ghost town once known as Bugtussle...
  4. You've obviously never been to Garland or Pleasant Grove
  5. She asked him to play some Debussy.... But he was hard of hearing
  6. The goat isnt nervous because he knows where Jordan went to college...
  7. For his next trick he will be keeping abducted women in his basement before wearing their skin...
  8. So I went to the store earlier today. I wound up parking in the space to the left of that small black car After I pulled into the parking space I noticed a piece of paper stuck in the door handle.... I think you can fill in the blanks hidden by the door handle
  9. I don't think anyone has yet to make sound go backwards.... Maybe
  10. Good God, roll that back into the water before it dries up and dies! The again....
  11. Loudest fucking machine I have ever seen take off too. You could t help but yell at the top of your lungs when started rolling down the runway!
  12. This was me at the first note of Danger Zone... Wife had to gently put her hand on my arm and tell me to settle the fuck down
  13. Unpopular opinions thread is thataway 👉
  14. I can almost smell that photo.... And it's not good
  15. Step 1. Call cops to the house Step 2. Wait for cops to show up Step 3. Fire 2 shots from gun as cops approach the house Step 4. Quickly put gun in 14 year old shit head's hand and shove him through the front door Step 5. Profit... I keed, I keed.... Maybe
  16. They probably already threatened them and their families to strong arm them into signing on
  17. But I bet the bride probably gave up anal...
  18. Finally caught up on this thread and I have a question.... Are the tournaments only 54 holes because Greg Norman always had a hard time finishing 72 of them? DJ should have been team captain of the High Flyers
  19. Who wore the look better? Phil or Hunter Biden?
  20. The eye chart is a nice touch. As if asking the patient to read it through their tears to forget the humiliation
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