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Longhornstampede

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  1. And you can now get it by the bag full
  2. HE'S NOT DERKA! 🙄😂😂😂
  3. Monica Lewinsky's oval office
  4. As well as being a shitty parent, it's a shame she has shitty aim too That's also going to take a bite out of her deposit on that Section 8 Apartment
  5. Those Twitter threads are so full of enraging stupid. Starting with the dumbasses screaming like old ninnies about it being intentional
  6. How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over all these receivers? - QE
  7. That sonic commercial was good practice for his next career
  8. Hope this helps cleanse the eyes... https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck34zILjFt0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  9. Ohio State laughing at UT for stepping in front of the bullet that the failure that Ewers is
  10. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1550293433813811201?t=LZ-orS9x55hYBlL9Rx9YRw&s=19 Fucking ouch!
  11. https://twitter.com/DallasMicdUp/status/1589417647787356160?t=45qFygbgho5Dmpni1siq9w&s=19
  12. Geezus Rick... At least spit on it to wet it down first
  13. Pick her up around the waist and use her like a Fleshlight...
  14. He would gift her a huge pearl necklace.... As would I
  15. Even Holly Rowe is gonna get paid tonight!
  16. Jimbo the strategic genius at work....
  17. That's why he paid 20 bucks to spend the night in a warehouse thinking he was going to get lucky (Oldest aggy joke I know)
  18. I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night
  19. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjilXJpDB0E/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
  20. Reveille Ridge .... Wow that's creative. What a bunch of boobs. I think I'll build an RV park around Austin and name it Bevo Bayou! Those shitheads really would buy a turd if it was spray painted in maroon...
  21. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  22. Oh don't grovel. One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
  23. From rain soaked in Mesquite TEXAS!
  24. Nvm. One vehicle is registered in Rotan and the other in Magnolia. There's a lot of Texas between those 2
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