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Longhornstampede

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  1. Wtf language was this translated from? There has to be an article written by someone who actually speaks english
  2. As opposed to storing shit in a back pocket of your shirt?
  3. Terrible time slot because there seem to be games going on around that time. Also, one or both of the Sirois are off doing other things. I don't blame them for wanting to take a Saturday off. Has the cirque even been on for more than 2 consecutive weeks lately?
  4. https://www.foxla.com/news/suspected-burglar-gets-beat-up-by-homeowner-in-ventura-county-before-arrest
  5. Good for these people standing up for the little furball. They should have beat his ass worse than that though https://twitter.com/2UrbanGirls/status/1511558897026306050?s=20&t=rZDdG48pg8k2FUnv4c5C_g
  6. Did he have Jada Pinkett Smith's name in it?
  7. Aggy 1: Why are we running? There are plenty for all of us. Aggy 2: you don't want to get stuck with an ugly one do you?
  8. Yeah I should have been clearer. Sorry. I didn't mean to imply immediate family or the family as a whole I grew up in a shitty border town and it seemed a lot of kids had a Tio or a primo who bought or sold. Usually small time pot dealers. Rarely ever something like coke. Sometimes, unbeknownst to the kid (especially if he was a big kid, like this guy), they would let him "tag along" when they did their thing. I'm not saying that this is definitely what went on here but whatever he had on him could have been a little reward for his "help". I have family in law enforcement down there and they've told me this happens a good bit down there and the poor kid throws a potentially good future away because he gets tangled up in their bullshit.
  9. Drugs are probably the family trade...
  10. Boosting the numbers for Texas by going to party in Austin
  11. Can one own too much surliness?
  12. Depends on if his mother in law is moving in to with them
  13. Project much? You sound aggy
  14. But he will get that unpermitted extra bedroom added to his house before the weekend is over
  15. Every time I see Sam Darnold I can't help but think he probably does a pretty good O face guy impersonation
  16. But do they still have the Okie on the menu?
  17. I didn't know hippos enjoyed taco bell too
  18. It's missing the Zombie Response Team stickers!
  19. I've already punched my ticket for this year. Almost had an encore at work today. Shoving my jeans downward as I'm rotating and lowering myself into the seat. About 4 inches above the seat the thrusters came on. I swear I felt my descent slowed down as I settled into the seat. Kind of felt like the SpaceX booster landing.
  20. Better than sloppy seconds
  21. Thank you. And congrats on the book!
  22. Like landing a C-5 in the Grand Canyon
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