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Longhornstampede

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  1. Better Off Dead is a classic. Little Ricky!
  2. Idk if there was another thread and I honestly don't care, but this is an awesome documentary based on the 1969 festival. Done by Quest love, I've always liked that guy. Good human being. It's been on Hulu but it is being shown on ABC tonight. Amazing footage of the artists and their stories. https://www.searchlightpictures.com/summerofsoul/
  3. You weren't....I just didn't post up. And last night too....and now this morning. I woke my wife and myself yelling "hey motherfucker!" I was having a dream that someone was breaking into my house through the garage while I was standing in the kitchen and I had grabbed one of the big knives out of a drawer. An hour later and I'm still fucking wound up about it. At least she went right back to sleep. I'm in the living room having a bloody mary and constantly looking at the fucking door!
  4. Like an orange down at the bottom of a tube sock
  5. Busier than a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond
  6. I half expected someone to ask if he was retarded...
  7. The motherfucker with a gypsy accent driving THIS truck asking me for some gas money so he can "make it it back home"
  8. Is there audio of Dan asking him somewhere. I'd love to hear that!
  9. I guess she doesn't need a man to rearrange her guts
  10. So much double meaning in this pic....caught this on 635 in north Dallas a while back...morons
  11. He was trying to guage how long she holds on to shit and bring it back up to use it against him in the future
  12. Rich Dalrymple should have gotten pro tips from @Burt before nailing his coffin shut
  13. Broke that fingernail off in someone's ass
  14. Shark on the right appears to be aroused
  15. Damn. I was born in January of 67. Maybe I shouldn't feel so old.
  16. Username should have helped you get there...
  17. It was when I was fucking my ex girlfriend's 40 year old mom...
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