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Longhornstampede

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  1. I guess the local softball tourney sparked some rage...
  2. Keep my (fantasy) wife's name outcho fucking mowf!
  3. I read it as a suggestion for her to shit on his chest, you know, just to prove she has normal functions
  4. Another Nick Rose duck hook. LOL
  5. Aaaand Nick Rose yanks a fg attempt wayyyyyy left to end the first half
  6. He was running light. Had just delivered a pair of Nikes
  7. Geezus that thing is huge! Did you buy it for the astronauts on the ISS to know what time it is?
  8. Or a monitor lizard's ass?
  9. It just sticks to my teeth like....pieces of wax
  10. Is there any upside to buying honey with the wax honeycomb in it? It sure seems like a lot of trouble
  11. Caught this one in west Dallas..
  12. Probably ate it before, needed some foreplay
  13. I can just smell the Camel cigs in these pics...
  14. Wtf language was this translated from? There has to be an article written by someone who actually speaks english
  15. As opposed to storing shit in a back pocket of your shirt?
  16. Terrible time slot because there seem to be games going on around that time. Also, one or both of the Sirois are off doing other things. I don't blame them for wanting to take a Saturday off. Has the cirque even been on for more than 2 consecutive weeks lately?
  17. https://www.foxla.com/news/suspected-burglar-gets-beat-up-by-homeowner-in-ventura-county-before-arrest
  18. Good for these people standing up for the little furball. They should have beat his ass worse than that though https://twitter.com/2UrbanGirls/status/1511558897026306050?s=20&t=rZDdG48pg8k2FUnv4c5C_g
  19. Did he have Jada Pinkett Smith's name in it?
  20. Aggy 1: Why are we running? There are plenty for all of us. Aggy 2: you don't want to get stuck with an ugly one do you?
  21. Yeah I should have been clearer. Sorry. I didn't mean to imply immediate family or the family as a whole I grew up in a shitty border town and it seemed a lot of kids had a Tio or a primo who bought or sold. Usually small time pot dealers. Rarely ever something like coke. Sometimes, unbeknownst to the kid (especially if he was a big kid, like this guy), they would let him "tag along" when they did their thing. I'm not saying that this is definitely what went on here but whatever he had on him could have been a little reward for his "help". I have family in law enforcement down there and they've told me this happens a good bit down there and the poor kid throws a potentially good future away because he gets tangled up in their bullshit.
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