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Longhornstampede

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  1. Damn that must be a rough 44. Sorry dude.. hope 2022 works out better for you
  2. Fuck I need to slow.down....maybe not
  3. Fun fact #2. My then girlfriend and now wife used to work at South Park on Ben White and would let me and friends in to see whatever we wanted for free. Princess Bride was one of the many I got to watch there.
  4. I'm drunk again of course. Wife wanted more booze because I nearly drained all her vodka. Ventures out in the cold So she drove me to the likker store. Walked out with more vodka, bourbon and Irish cream. Started watching Princess Bride as soon as we got home
  5. Since my work shut down for two days for the weather, I should have been on this thread. But I was too drunk
  6. No pics but my dad taught me to drive in his old 64 Chevy C10 Apache. 3 on the tree. Bought this 95 F150 a few years ago and have fixed it up into my daily driver. Inline 6 300 with a speed. Bought it with 192k miles. I'm up to 316k on it now
  7. So are the two of you going to fuck or what?
  8. Trying to figure out what they are advertising here....
  9. Geezuz fuck! That is fucking terrifying to see all those people so close to it. GTFO is definitely the right action but is 1 to 2 miles enough?
  10. I hope the sex with your wives is as stupid good as they are stupid. Y'all married some idiots
  11. I can guarandamntee you that 30 minutes earlier a good number of the idiots in that golden corral were in church praising and worshipping....
  12. The french occasionally referred to orgasm as La Petit Mort.... This one was not so Petit
  13. And there isn't a damn thing wrong with that (trying not to be creepy here, but...)
  14. He technically could only play the bugle. He can't press the valves
  15. I can see daylight. Time to drink!
  16. Lewdle 10 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😂😂😂 Don't be $⋕*! Play the original Wordle too! https://www.lewdlegame.com/
  17. Wordle 222 3/6 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. I wouldn't wear a mask around that...
  19. 10 handicap. I guess I don't know if AR doesn't live somewhere with a nice golf course but I assumed he would
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