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Longhornstampede

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  1. During football season, according to some posters on here, he does shit dicks....
  2. I keep hearing the Mad Men theme in my head...
  3. 2022 Drunk Thread is thataway...
  4. You wouldn't believe the cases Ben Abbott takes on
  5. I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before..
  6. Mino ftw adding the Sturmgasm to the drop of Bob's wife cackling about the ham!
  7. I guess the local softball tourney sparked some rage...
  8. Keep my (fantasy) wife's name outcho fucking mowf!
  9. I read it as a suggestion for her to shit on his chest, you know, just to prove she has normal functions
  10. Another Nick Rose duck hook. LOL
  11. Aaaand Nick Rose yanks a fg attempt wayyyyyy left to end the first half
  12. He was running light. Had just delivered a pair of Nikes
  13. Geezus that thing is huge! Did you buy it for the astronauts on the ISS to know what time it is?
  14. Or a monitor lizard's ass?
  15. It just sticks to my teeth like....pieces of wax
  16. Is there any upside to buying honey with the wax honeycomb in it? It sure seems like a lot of trouble
  17. Caught this one in west Dallas..
  18. Probably ate it before, needed some foreplay
  19. I can just smell the Camel cigs in these pics...
  20. Wtf language was this translated from? There has to be an article written by someone who actually speaks english
  21. As opposed to storing shit in a back pocket of your shirt?
  22. Terrible time slot because there seem to be games going on around that time. Also, one or both of the Sirois are off doing other things. I don't blame them for wanting to take a Saturday off. Has the cirque even been on for more than 2 consecutive weeks lately?
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