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Longhornstampede

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  1. I lived in Battle Creek for a few years...this hits close to (my Michigan) home...
  2. The firefighter version of "Stop resisting!!". Gives them the opportunity to do their thing.
  3. Well that disappeared quickly
  4. The theme to Mannix was one of my favorites and the smoothest.
  5. Jimmy Dean Sausage fingers
  6. Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.
  7. Launching rockets with just one hand....pshaw...been doing that for a lot longer than Space X
  8. If the DAV gives you a disability rating of 0, it is still a rating according to them. A score of 0-0 is still a score.
  9. Geezus I thought I was watching an outtake from Pink Flamingos
  10. The mobster one got a chuckle out of me the first time.
  11. I pull up beside Tesla drivers just to let them know their gas cap was left open. Works every time.
  12. I'd say "wanna get my tongue next?"
  13. In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.
  14. Replace bonfires with partying at the lake and this pretty much nails it... Drinking Fighting Fucking
  15. Try driving around Garland...
  16. I have no intention of EVER torturing macaque with power tools, and even less of putting it in a blender
  17. They get stuck under coffee tables...
  18. I'll be self deporting for a week to Costa Maya and Cozumel. I wonder if that will boost their numbers.
  19. Spread weed and feed and insecticide over my entire yard yesterday. The rain today was enough to soak it all into the ground but not wash it away. That's probably 60 bucks I won't have to shell out on my water bill this month putting out the sprinklers.
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