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Longhornstampede

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  1. Are you 14 years old? I'll bet you're 14. Yeah you're 14 and dumb.
  2. And after the game those same ags tracked you down in the parking lot to give you a ride back to your car where not only had it been repaired, but it was washed and waxed too. But not until after a stop at the Dicksy Chicken to ply you with some beers and talk containing veiled homoerotic undertones.
  3. He's like the dude in the Progressive ads wedging his motorcycle into every situation.
  4. A tazer changes a dogs attitude real quick without killing them. Let them ride the lightning, legs straightened out stiff and falling over sideways like an unbalanced taxidermy piece. Once the ride is over the fear causes them to GTFO. Dog risk is gone and it's still alive. That cop had plenty of time to use that option.
  5. That's also my thinking on masturbators. There only 2 kinds. Those who do it and those who lie about doing it.
  6. I'm sure those fuckers have invented a way to prepare them as food. They'll feed you all sorts of shit that can kill you out in the wild. Them and the Vietnamese.
  7. Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience
  8. I don't get it. Where did 100k come in to play? Is there something in the audio? Otherwise it's just an old prank.
  9. Not sure if LOL for y'all, but I'm probably already headed straight to hell first class on a one way bullet train
  10. Even has her picture next to the name of the beer
  11. Just imagine the increase in demand for D cell batteries!
  12. Someone at the State Fair of Texas is going to figure out how to deep fry that thing before the end of September
  13. TOTALLY undefeated! https://www.facebook.com/reel/484925854168962?mibextid=Ls6BEq&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  14. A true gentleman and fine golfer and an even better human being. I still have a hat he signed for me at an exhibition charity round he played in Michigan. Keep waving that sword on that big golf course in the sky. https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/latest/2024/08/08/chi-chi-rodriguez-dies-passes-away-age-88-juan-antonio-puerto-rico
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