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Longhornstampede

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  1. I'm sure those fuckers have invented a way to prepare them as food. They'll feed you all sorts of shit that can kill you out in the wild. Them and the Vietnamese.
  2. Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience
  3. What a weird photo. BBF....
  4. I don't get it. Where did 100k come in to play? Is there something in the audio? Otherwise it's just an old prank.
  5. Not sure if LOL for y'all, but I'm probably already headed straight to hell first class on a one way bullet train
  6. Even has her picture next to the name of the beer
  7. Just imagine the increase in demand for D cell batteries!
  8. Someone at the State Fair of Texas is going to figure out how to deep fry that thing before the end of September
  9. TOTALLY undefeated! https://www.facebook.com/reel/484925854168962?mibextid=Ls6BEq&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  10. A true gentleman and fine golfer and an even better human being. I still have a hat he signed for me at an exhibition charity round he played in Michigan. Keep waving that sword on that big golf course in the sky. https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/latest/2024/08/08/chi-chi-rodriguez-dies-passes-away-age-88-juan-antonio-puerto-rico
  11. This is Rahm's to win now and he doesn't seem to be looking back
  12. Shit, that's what I get for not reading the entire thread first.
  13. Yeah I know the song is about a different town but your post made me think of this lyric. Flatter than a tabletop. Makes you wonder why they stopped here Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one On the great migration west
  14. I'd stuff her ballot box
  15. Mayor of DeRuder
  16. It just guarantees you don't get stuck with an ugly one
  17. They now have a male FUPA singing and dancing the Jiardiance jingle
  18. You should.....that way you don't NowThis yourself
  19. Cleared your browser history and cache?
  20. I'd volunteer to be her bidet
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