Everything posted by Longhornstampede
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I pull up beside Tesla drivers just to let them know their gas cap was left open. Works every time.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I'd say "wanna get my tongue next?"
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Adrian Peterson broke?
In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Replace bonfires with partying at the lake and this pretty much nails it... Drinking Fighting Fucking
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Things you really just don't get...
Try driving around Garland...
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Monkey Torture?! WTF is wrong with people?
I have no intention of EVER torturing macaque with power tools, and even less of putting it in a blender
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Who is missing a two year-old?
They get stuck under coffee tables...
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Oof!
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
I'll be self deporting for a week to Costa Maya and Cozumel. I wonder if that will boost their numbers.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Spread weed and feed and insecticide over my entire yard yesterday. The rain today was enough to soak it all into the ground but not wash it away. That's probably 60 bucks I won't have to shell out on my water bill this month putting out the sprinklers.
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Skinwalker Ranch, Oak Island, Ancient Aliens, Ghost Hunters, etc. thread of speculation .
I bet he felt pretty stupid being forced to speculate that a C-17 Globemaster flying high overhead and obviously hauling ass to somewhere, was an Air Force surveillance plane for the sake of drama on the show. I guess the paychecks make it easier to keep a straight face.
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people on TV and in movies...
There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I'm hard....
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Post a pic that makes you lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJQTFbSpmL7/?igsh=MW5obHVrNGVjM2tmZQ==
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Number 2 is about to bukkake that goat with his right hand
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Meat judging...
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Slurpee straws at 7-11 with the little scoop at the end. Fucking useless....just do away with them and provide regular straws with everything.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
World...
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Panamanian Banana crisis
Dayyyyy-O...
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
Sorry folks that was me. I had menudo from La Michoacana this morning...
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Texas Softball 2025 - Second to no one.
That call was Angel Hernandez-like
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
This isn't so funny anymore...
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Something about growing hair on your palms....
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Your most embarrassing moments...
Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other. Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.
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Memorial Day