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Longhornstampede

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  1. I pull up beside Tesla drivers just to let them know their gas cap was left open. Works every time.
  2. I'd say "wanna get my tongue next?"
  3. In a strip mall shopping center with a Laundromat on one side running 20 8 liners in a back room and a Korean nail salon on the other.
  4. Replace bonfires with partying at the lake and this pretty much nails it... Drinking Fighting Fucking
  5. Try driving around Garland...
  6. I have no intention of EVER torturing macaque with power tools, and even less of putting it in a blender
  7. They get stuck under coffee tables...
  8. I'll be self deporting for a week to Costa Maya and Cozumel. I wonder if that will boost their numbers.
  9. Spread weed and feed and insecticide over my entire yard yesterday. The rain today was enough to soak it all into the ground but not wash it away. That's probably 60 bucks I won't have to shell out on my water bill this month putting out the sprinklers.
  10. I bet he felt pretty stupid being forced to speculate that a C-17 Globemaster flying high overhead and obviously hauling ass to somewhere, was an Air Force surveillance plane for the sake of drama on the show. I guess the paychecks make it easier to keep a straight face.
  11. There is always an empty parking space directly in front of the place they are going
  12. I'm hard....
  13. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJQTFbSpmL7/?igsh=MW5obHVrNGVjM2tmZQ==
  14. Number 2 is about to bukkake that goat with his right hand
  15. Slurpee straws at 7-11 with the little scoop at the end. Fucking useless....just do away with them and provide regular straws with everything.
  16. Dayyyyy-O...
  17. Sorry folks that was me. I had menudo from La Michoacana this morning...
  18. That call was Angel Hernandez-like
  19. This isn't so funny anymore...
  20. Something about growing hair on your palms....
  21. Opposite of embarrassing...but I'll put it on here... Had a 4 year long "arrangement" with my ex girlfriend's mom that started when she was 39 and I was 19... 2 years into said "arrangement" finally banged the ex girlfriend when she was a freshman at Texas. Thank god neither knew about the other. Now THAT would have been embarrassing....or maybe not.
  22. At my wife's family cemetery near Cherokee, Tx
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