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coachherman'sgrill

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  1. Good ol Bill is more of a sunshine pumper than I, plus Klein is "dialed in".
  2. As long as you keep ahead of him for 40 yards indefinitely, you're good.
  3. Someone spent money on that abortion? You know they were giggling with delight the entire time. Did they do a lottery or gloryhole bracket to be picked to do all the lettering or whatever you call it on the overalls? And don't they have a game this week before "little brother"? They're about to FAFO with Auburn.
  4. Or............you know, just look at the W-L?
  5. #3 offense and #1 defense. But apparently that isn't good?
  6. NCAA Top 50 #34 3rd down conv 4th down conv, nah #13 completion percentage first down offense, nah fumbles lost, nope, whew!! Guess who's tied for #18 #47 Kickoff returns, because Bolden likes to scare the shit out of us Net putting, hell no Passing intercepted, another nah and whew #12 passing offense, guess who is ranked higher than dumb fucks? South Alabama passing yards per completion, check down kills that one and I think a couple of people may have mentioned QE can't hit the deep ball based on either using all arm or his footwork Red zone offense, nah, which isn't that surprising Rushing offense, nah, that kinda sucks #13 scoring offense tackles for loss allowed, nope #9 team passing efficiency #25 (tied) team sacks #18 team total offense turn overs lost, nah
  7. NCAAF top 50 (Graham is a dumb dildo in a bag of coleslaw) #3 scoring defense #13 (tied) 3rd down conversion defense #39 (tied) 4th down conversion defense Blocked kicks, nah Block punts, nah, which is surprising. Defensive , nah. I thought we would have broken the top 50. #2 first down defense #27 (tied) fumbles recovered #7 (tied) pass interceptions #1 passing yards allowed #19 (tied) red zone defense #23 rushing defense #4 scoring defense #2 team passing efficiency defense #25 (tied) sacks #24 (tied) team tfl #1 team total defense #23 (tied) t/o margin #6 (tied) turnovers gained WHAT IS THAT DUMB DILDO TALKING ABOUT???????? What dumb ass, esoteric, reading the tea leaves, made up metrics is he using? (Offense stats coming)
  8. How about the fact that a kid would rather go where a coach is on the "hot seat" then the storied and revered Texas Aggie Fighting Texan Bulldogs? That's the opposite of good bull.
  9. Nerd Plus, to quote them, "It's at night!!"
  10. Thread about what happened to Wigwam and why he now sucks. The schadenfruede
  11. Plus, you have to say night game for some reason.
  12. Not many surrender cobra Tennessee fans
  13. Hey guys, are we still upset about QE using all arm, footwork, or his mental headspace?
  14. To add, from a thread about how the whorns are so lucky. I could’ve sworn a football team didn’t play someone once because of something similar
  15. And going to the championship game in year one vs…..wait, how many times have they played in the SEC championship? Someone remind me, please?
  16. Man, could yall imagine this place if we lost??? The Good Guys are 9-1. Do yall remember when we celebrated being bowl eligible? This has been a great run for the last two years. In the spirit of the upcoming holidays, can we let whomever said whatever go, minus wanting QE hurt? We got the W at Arky which is hard to do. Our future is in our hands. Do we all not realize that we will likely be going to the SEC championship game in our first year? Then onwards to CFP glory and I know typing that will bring out the buts, buts, buts people. Let’s enjoy this for a couple of fucking hours, JFC.
  17. Dude just took a karate chop to the facemask. Wow
  18. We won! Is now an appropriate time to talk about QE using all arm or his footwork?
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