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UncleSonny

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  1. Haha, I remember the behind the scenes stuff on their Heisman ceremony week in NY and got the exact same vibe. Colt and Bradford got along pretty well and seemed like real friends, but it was clear Colt had no tolerance for Tebow’s bullshit. It was hilarious.
  2. It’s not really the same thing. Patterson wasn’t hired to the coaching staff. I don’t know what his duties as an analyst were exactly, but it was never clear how much he was even around the facilities in between open mic night sets
  3. He outlasted every other qb in that draft class by a lot. Bradford, Tebow, and Clausen all washed out years ago.
  4. You forgot my favorite part, they are now tracking his thirsty tweets at girls on twitter vs. his posts on TexAgs
  5. If you offended by the phrase “white guy tacos”, it’s because those are actually the only type of tacos you like and you’re self conscious about being made fun of for it now. White guys who like good tacos have been using the phrase “white people tacos” for years as a helpful way to know which establishments to avoid.
  6. Donnie and Eric don’t have a tenth of Ted Bundy’s charm.
  7. Oh hell yeah, this is the most dadcore shit I’ve ever seen. I always kind of felt like when Barack did these they were focused grouped to death, but this one actually feels like his own playlist. Chappell Roan thrown in for his daughter.
  8. I’m always hesitant to respond to your posts, because Futureman and all, but this question seems genuine enough. You may be thinking of Javonne Shepherd, he got pretty skinny after his short stay in Austin.
  9. In consecutive days, an American presidential candidate said he doesn’t like Bruce Springsteen but he likes Vlad Putin. And this shit is going to be close? We are truly lost
  10. Every new post pulls the veil back a little more, Helobious actually isn’t a world class moron, he’s a god level troll. Futureman could never.
  11. Some publisher may as well give JD’s kids an advance on their own book deal so they can work through their own inevitable trauma. Coming to your local book store in 2044, (half)Hillbilly Elegy.
  12. This too. I admittedly didn’t know shit about the guy two week ago, but I’m 100% on board.
  13. Someone on tv is going to call her “uppity” by the end of the week.
  14. Haha, holy shit. Fine, I’ll watch VEEP again
  15. This is so stupid for a bunch of reasons, but he realizes she isnt being named President, right? If the country/Democrats/whoever isn’t happy with her as a a candidate they are free to make that preference known at the polls in November. Feels pretty democratic to me.
  16. I don’t disagree, but I don’t think he has to give up his seat to run
  17. I’m adding “finished in the top 13th percentile of the 2024 NCAA Tourney Challenge” to my CV
  18. Absolutely. I played some dynasties with that team. Rashard Mendenhall was great, too Arrelious Benn was a great video game wr too
  19. Your streak continues https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/ea-sports-teases-college-football-25-cover-donovan-edwards-travis-hunter-quinn-ewers-front-and-center/amp/
  20. Wait, you don’t think Quinn was paid extra for being on the cover? And you think Arch filmed and posted an EA commercial for $600? Jesus dude. I know the meme around here is that you are wrong about everything but holy shit.
  21. Considering the bag EA just probably dropped to get him in, it was smart
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