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UncleSonny

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  1. Feels like that may have been a hint connected to Brauny’s post about Bama. I have to say, that would feel like a pretty strange allocation of their resources given the way their season ended and their needs. Who knows though, it’s silly season in cfb, I’m not going to be shocked by anything anymore.
  2. Then maybe you should have said we still looked like shit in the running game. It would still be a chore to see you rehash the same talking points but at least it wouldn’t be wrong. The offense finished 31th in the offensive SP+ rankings. Not good (and not close to good enough) but it was better than shit. We fucking understand your stance on Sark at this point and most of it isn’t grounded in any reality.
  3. You truly have a dizzying intellect
  4. Another starter on the way out of Tuscaloosa. I wish Bama was on our schedule next season, the vibes are about as bad as it could get for a team that won a playoff game this season.
  5. Keilan Robinson wasn’t a star but he was a great special teams players and a good change of pace rb for us
  6. They are phrasing it pretty definitely that he’s coming back.
  7. Stewart Mandel is a moron who doesn’t know a fucking thing about Texas football
  8. Haha, trying out a little casual misogyny now. This crash out has a lot of potential
  9. Rough start to dry January for him
  10. Cool, he also hadn’t had a hit movie in decades and he was relegated to network tv for a reason. If he thought he was too good to be on an NBC sitcom, he shouldn’t have signed the contract.
  11. And the usual suspects over here were pissing their pants that we let him to go Tech out of high school and A&M in the portal
  12. I don't know anything, but I would be fine if the staff already sees Townsend as the Endries replacement, and they bring in more of an in-line blocker from the portal.
  13. Well, he certainly qualifies as talented and from a wealthy family. Arch may be 1 of 1 as far as being paid for national advertising campaigns before he takes a college snap.
  14. The lesson here is Texas should continue to target insanely talented high school QBs who come from wealthy families and are already famous enough to sign actual NIL marketing deals with real companies worth millions of dollars. It really simplifies the post-season renegotiation process.
  15. On the defensive side, Sark is going all-in with Muschamp. Once that call was made, he has no other choice than to let him fill out his staff any way he wants. In for a penny, in for a pound.
  16. Throwing a big bag at Lagway seems very Aggie. Raiola would also be pretty funny, he can start cosplaying as Manziel instead of Mahomes.
  17. The drops, sure, but for YAC and yards per route run it honestly can't be overstated how shitty Arnold was. Even when Arch was struggling early in the season Wingo was getting vastly superior qb play.
  18. Wait, what is supposed to happen at 11?
  19. And what an interesting two cents it was. See, to me woke is the sunshine on the first spring day. It's the sound of my daughter's laugh. It's the smell of fresh laundry. So funny how words can mean any dumb thing we want them to!
  20. In a Feb. 22, 2022, radio interview, Trump praised Putin for recognizing two parts of eastern Ukraine as independent: “I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, ‘This is genius.’ Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine – of Ukraine – Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that’s wonderful. So, Putin is now saying, ‘It’s independent,’ a large section of Ukraine. I said, ‘How smart is that?’ And he’s going to go in and be a peacekeeper. … Here’s a guy who’s very savvy. I know him very well – very, very well.” "If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Negative to President Donald J. Trump, MAGA, and the Republican Party, shouldn't their very valuable Broadcast Licenses be terminated? I say, YES!" Trump wrote on Truth Social early on Wednesday. “I don’t take responsibility at all,” Trump said defiantly, pointing to an unspecified “set of circumstances” and “rules, regulations and specifications from a different time.” Trump was the woke one all along!
  21. There are memes!? Oh fuck, I didn't realize. Does CDC know about these memes? Should we escalate this straight to Abbott?? First a completely embarrassing performance from Sark in a nationally televised Cheeze-It bowl press conference, and now memes. I'm going to call in sick today, this sucks.
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