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UncleSonny

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  1. Fake account. Come on now
  2. Sergio attacking his colon cancer. Fuck cancer
  3. I really enjoyed this part. Got’em!
  4. Take it to the NSFW forum. Some of us read this thread at work.
  5. It’s fucking bizarre. Nabou must not be healthy or the same, but even in some misguided attempt to get your best five on the field creating a weak spot at LT when it could be a strength is some galaxy brain shit.
  6. Standard small sample size and competition caveats apply, but if Arch maintained that rating and played enough to qualify, it would have been good for 2nd in the nation. Three tenths of a point behind Cam Ward’s 88. Pretty solid for a three star in his first real college snaps.
  7. Good post. Regarding the body lean thing, in college it was such a huge asset inside the 10. Go watch his Texas highlights, it’s insane how many touchdowns he had where he absorbed or slips past some kind of contact at around the 5 or 6 yard line and runs through it with just enough momentum to get to the goal line. Guy was always playing downhill. He was the player that got me into recruiting. First HS player to get the cover of Dave Campbell’s I believe. I was a HS freshman at Tyler Lee when he was a senior and we had Derick Farmer in the same class. Of course all the Tyler people (and Aggies) were convinced that Farmer was better. I was already a Texas homer and had endless arguments with people that Ced was on a different level. Came out pretty comfortably on the correct side of that one.
  8. Taylor Swift is fine. Deep catalog of perfectly tolerable pop songs in different enough genres where at least there is some variation. In the constant struggle for the Spotify playlist with my two girls, she’s frequently the least worst option. Anyone parent who has heard that Zombies movie soundtrack knows it can get so much worse than Taylor Swift
  9. You beat me to it. "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"
  10. I know, just giving you shit Although I’m not certain just how much we can glean from those stopwatch times without any other context
  11. I am a sicko for this stuff too, but drooling over a day 1 insider report of punter hang times (that he personally recorded on his iPhone) may be a bridge too far.
  12. How many strip sacks/forced fumbles can Simmons create on his own with a year of development and additional snaps? He was credited with 3 forced fumbles (and a pick) last season. Not sure how many of those FF ended up as turnovers. At least one didn’t just because of a bad bounce:
  13. I mean, sort of. It’s a Lionsgate movie with Seth Rogan and Keanu Reeves. It’s been a weird few years for Aziz but it’s not like he had to put this movie on a bunch of credit cards and film it gorilla style. Basically nobody can get studio comedies green-lit anymore, so if this is the gutter for him he’s doing ok
  14. How charitable of you
  15. Say what you will about the guy, but you have to admire Trump’s strict message discipline in the face of this controversy
  16. I had to read that sentence several times too. He’s saying that a new transfer isn’t going to run out with the first team in the first snap of fall practice, even though everyone knows he’ll “work is way” there as camp progresses.
  17. I don’t think this is the bombshell (that’s surely coming). This limited immunity reads like pretty normal procedure in situations like this, but I could be wrong. Edit to say, I guess if you are looking for fuckery here, does this immunity protect her to straight up lie and follow whatever script they gave her?
  18. Haha, what an incredible weirdo. I dig it, especially considering the Baptists have to be completely baffled by him
  19. It’s a solution in search of a problem. And it’s not even a solution.
  20. Nicely done here by Graham. Not only is he addressing the weak scheduling accusations, but he’s also laying the groundwork for how their ugly close victory next month is actually super impressive and justifies their #2 ranking in this SEC Power Poll.
  21. Liar! When I give chatGPT that prompt it gives me a -60 point line Starting to question whether I should be relying on chatGPT to do so much of my job...
  22. Small sample size, but Arch didn't target TEs a ton in his action last season. Zero completion to a TE against UTSA, two combined catches for 15 yards between Gunner and Davis against ULM, and then Gunner did have 5 catches against MSU, but only had 23 yards on them. Could be game plans or just a coincidence, but it does go against the traditional narrative of a young QB relying on his TE as a safety blanket.
  23. I'm not sure how Pedro will ever recover from making such a powerful enemy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellie-Jay_Keen-Minshull Seriously, give her twitter a quick scroll through. Or don't. She a hateful bitch, literally as a profession. Who gives a shit who she's going after.
  24. That’s some red meat
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