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UncleSonny

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  1. All these SEC teams sucking today…maybe we did ruin the league
  2. schrodinger's quarterback. Any qb yet to see the field is simultaneously the best qb to ever play, and the worst.
  3. Probably the last time we’ll ever see him in a Texas uniform. #sad
  4. I for one, believe him. I mean, he got something right, 4 years ago. Insider status confirmed. How else could he have known that a five star qb may be wavering on his commitment to a coach who was about to be fired.
  5. What happened to Moose Muhammad? He was never great, but he had over 600 yards as a sophomore in 2022, got in the doghouse last year with Jimbo and now he can’t even get an “OR” for a starting spot in that shitty wr room?
  6. lol, I really hope this is true
  7. We really did a number on him. Klatt pumps us up every year, mainly because I think he’s scared to ever be on our bad side again.
  8. Justin Fields was a menace in fantasy a few years ago and he’s a terrible qb. Daniel Jones has been usable at times. QBs who run are just way more valuable in fantasy.
  9. Maybe he did and I don’t remember. There was just a directness to Bush’s answer there that struck me.
  10. It’s bizarre to see H. W. directly answer the question posed to him there. Even “reluctantly”. I seriously can’t remember the last time I saw a candidate actually engage with a question and not just pivot to the talking point they felt more comfortable addressing.
  11. No doubt EA fucked up the scheduling, but there are no “pods” in the SEC yet. Pretty sure there is no official way they are rotating the schedule at all yet, they kind of punted on that decision for a year or two.
  12. Yep. We get to play A&M. They have to play Texas.
  13. Yeah, for whatever reason hockey culture is the best. It’s probably the same percentage of dumbasses, but generally hockey dumbasses are fun and harmless vs. baseball dumbasses always being charmless hateful assholes.
  14. Haha, I remember the behind the scenes stuff on their Heisman ceremony week in NY and got the exact same vibe. Colt and Bradford got along pretty well and seemed like real friends, but it was clear Colt had no tolerance for Tebow’s bullshit. It was hilarious.
  15. It’s not really the same thing. Patterson wasn’t hired to the coaching staff. I don’t know what his duties as an analyst were exactly, but it was never clear how much he was even around the facilities in between open mic night sets
  16. He outlasted every other qb in that draft class by a lot. Bradford, Tebow, and Clausen all washed out years ago.
  17. You forgot my favorite part, they are now tracking his thirsty tweets at girls on twitter vs. his posts on TexAgs
  18. If you offended by the phrase “white guy tacos”, it’s because those are actually the only type of tacos you like and you’re self conscious about being made fun of for it now. White guys who like good tacos have been using the phrase “white people tacos” for years as a helpful way to know which establishments to avoid.
  19. Donnie and Eric don’t have a tenth of Ted Bundy’s charm.
  20. Oh hell yeah, this is the most dadcore shit I’ve ever seen. I always kind of felt like when Barack did these they were focused grouped to death, but this one actually feels like his own playlist. Chappell Roan thrown in for his daughter.
  21. I’m always hesitant to respond to your posts, because Futureman and all, but this question seems genuine enough. You may be thinking of Javonne Shepherd, he got pretty skinny after his short stay in Austin.
  22. In consecutive days, an American presidential candidate said he doesn’t like Bruce Springsteen but he likes Vlad Putin. And this shit is going to be close? We are truly lost
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