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MirrOlure

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  1. Wait…we went 0-2 in the conference tournament? What the fuck? I guess it’s true about a tree falling in the forest when nobody is around. Nobody hears it. Can’t wait to be eliminated by Lamar in the College Station Regional…
  2. And the last time he went we got embarrassingly skullfucked and were shown we had no business being there. Oh…and we’ve gotten measurably worse every year since then. So fuck you and anyone else who holds the worst coach on campus up as anything else other than just that…the absolute worst fucking coach on campus.
  3. I mean, that would mean we win game 2, so I’ll take it
  4. Wordle 1,070 5/6* 🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨[emoji834]🟨🟨 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I made that WAY more difficult than it was… Connections Puzzle #348 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩πŸŸͺ🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  5. This is dumb. The point of private equity investment is to make a profit. Every time they buy a restaurant or retail line or whatever consumer driven enterprise, the quality of the product gets watered down in the interest of profit margins. So a private equity firm is going to approve $8 Million per year for a coach? I don’t see the end game here.
  6. Wordle 1,069 3/6* 🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #347 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Anyone who gets purple other than by default needs therapy.
  7. Haha you said β€œweek” when we all know you meant β€œmonth and a half.”
  8. The Special Olympics called and said they reject the bottom of the 9th at bats
  9. Are we certain that Husain Longstreet isn’t a nephew of Haywood Jablowmi?
  10. Wordle 1,068 4/6* [emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟨 [emoji834]🟨🟩[emoji834]🟨 🟨🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #346 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Bregman doesn’t hit into a DP!!!!!!!!
  12. Gaddammit Altuve would swing at a gnat in his face with a 3-1 count
  13. Angels running midgets out there. Awesome
  14. Wordle 1,067 4/6* [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟨🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #345 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟦🟦πŸŸͺ🟦 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦
  15. Wordle 1,066 4/6* [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟨🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟨🟨[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #344 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  16. Was jonesing for breakfast tacos and didn’t feel like getting out:
  17. Wordle 1,065 3/6* [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Pulled straight outta my ass Connections Puzzle #343 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
  18. That’s a long way of saying that Jeff Fisher sucked, Jeff Fisher sucks, and Jeff Fisher will suck as long as he draws oxygen. Fuck that middling motherfucker six way to Sunday.
  19. I had no idea the Preakness is run in the ghetto.
  20. Under this logic shouldn’t every badass RB in the country be lining up to play at Tex…. ….oh. Wait…..never mind. Carry on
  21. Wordle 1,064 5/6* 🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Mumble mumblemumble mumbly… Connections Puzzle #342 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦πŸŸͺ🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦🟦 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ🟦🟦 πŸŸͺ🟦🟦πŸŸͺ Connections reached a new level of stupidity….or maybe I did…
  22. I get what y’all are saying and as a follower of everything Burnt Orange for nearly all of my 57 years, of course I want to win and enjoy winning….but gaddammit seeing our baseball program reduced to being the scrappy underdog who mighta coulda woulda if only maybe if everything goes perfect might get to a Super in Bryan Fucking College Station ……well that’s just fucking unacceptable.
  23. I’ll say it’s pretty dumb to dig a hole so fucking deep that after winning a few games late and going all β€œgee whillickers we have a chance!” late in the season anyone chooses to engage in a circle jerk
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