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achooloco

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  1. Knew they’d try to pull some bullshit to cover up the boos, fucking awesome the boos rained down during the anthem. Even that dotard fucks up
  2. I’m sorry but respectfully fuck almost all of that: 1) integrity?! He insults your colleagues with names you wouldn’t let a drunk bar idiot mumble before giving him a knuckle sandwich but there is integrity in being treated like a cuck and nodding along? 2) what USE IS THERE in bringing down corrupt liars in the future when CORRUPT LIARS are insulting you to your face?!!!! They can’t argue they want to rein in future bad actors when arguable the worst actor EVER in American politics is figuratively using the constitution to wipe his rosy cornhole after a full diaper. 3) small deference to this point but … nut up or get the fuck out of the industry. Plenty of first line workers in other industries that understand the responsibility of their profession but if the 4th estate forgot their role then fuck the naive. These aren’t normal times and we should not treat our adversaries as acting in good faith, for the betterment of the country, or in accordance with the constitution. Stop complaining about air bud scoring and instead kick his mutt ass in the snout
  3. Stroke out, stroke out, stroke out!!!
  4. Correct on the suite for dotard, I should have been more clear. But Mamdani has sat in the seats for playoff games this season so I'm curious if they'll force him into the suite or risk showing Mamdani in the stands being shown love and then pan to dotard being boo-ed in the 1% suites (but to be fair, these finals tix are insanely priced even for nosebleeds). Knocking on wood but yeah, having the knicks lose after dotard shows up... chef's kiss.
  5. Oh people are going to love that. No way he isn't booed like a motherfucker. Hope complicit Ivanka and that cuck Jared show their ugly mugs too. fuck that entire lineage. edit: there is a video of Mamdani and a couple state pols showing up to my local bar Murphys for game two. The fans went wild. Not sure where a sitting mayor and president generally are seated for sporting events, be it together for security or friendship reasons, but thats the only way dotard wouldn't be embarrassed. Dementia donny's handlers have to know they need to show them together or a wave of indoor birds will flood the national broadcast. edit2: ok, i was kinda drunk when i saw it on friday, they didn't go that crazy but the crowd did seem more "for" than against Mamdani.
  6. They're going to boo the shit out of him. Come on heart disease!!!!
  7. would love this. only way to fix the stupid is to feel the pain. the magats in charge want to crash the whole system, but while they think they're the opposition they forget how the reign of terror ended.
  8. Yawn
  9. A couple months ago when the black guy saved him from the mob of real Americans in MN, and literally bear hugged him into a get away car, I thought it was the wrong decision because it showed leniency to a traitor that didn’t deserve it. The guy should have let this racist shitbag be quartered or at least beat into a coma. Leniency only emboldened more fascist anti-American behavior.
  10. To be fair he tried that in Colorado and nothing happened. But to your point, pressure came from “elsewhere” and the governor bent the knee like a dickhead coward. in other news, this week fed courts in ny state were told they could no longer allow ice arrests in immigration court but they went ahead and did it anyway that same day. Haven’t heard if that one was legit or any updates on more illegal arrests but will post if I do.
  11. My gf and her family used to say that shit until I told her it was a ridiculous response (and they've stopped saying it around me at least). If you meant to cause the harm you're a psychopath, is that what you mean to imply? No one means to get into an accident and not wanting to has fuck all to do with getting medical care, the cars towed/fixed/etc, dealing with insurance, what have you. No one means to break the tray of glasses, but telling me you didn't mean to sure as hell isn't going to make me less pissed off, but accepting some type of responsibility might! Makes me want to tell them no one gives a fuck about how you feel, fix what you fucked up, and lets move on.
  12. DEI whores.. i mean hires.
  13. Well in the Americas it would be to escape the oppressive capitalist regimes installed by the United States but yeah, sure "socialism". But perhaps better for another thread.
  14. nothing cbs says should be believed while magats run the show there.
  15. sweet lets test all government officials for coke and weed use, and install breathalyzers in all their cars. we do not need drunks too stupid too take uber running government and i for sure as hell do not want idiots like you..wait, idiots in office doing coke or weed. savvy?
  16. you are fucking retarded.
  17. Trump is a dick wart bitch made cuck. Figuratively the scum of this earth
  18. Are you hoping for pepperoni areolas? Cause that pic pretty informative…
  19. TACO!
  20. “"a .22 caliber mind in a .357 magnum world" the worst part is they keep winning. As much as things have changed, the founders still tried to put a check on the masses being swayed by a populist demagogue cause they dealt on the daily (much like us) with these simple farmers, the common clay of the west…
  21. At this point three days after the running past a security checkpoint, the evidence we have is simple deduction and reading comprehension.
  22. so still no reason to call him a shooter, right?
  23. We need a Michael Keaton multiplicity jackoff emoji. This is rage bait maga jerkoff material. Fake as fuck
  24. took too long to post but had the following written before i saw the quoted post above: assuming this is the (mostly) news only thread, do we have any reliable info about the alleged suspect taking a shot? The videos show someone running past security, arms down at his side like he is holding something, then the secret service starts shooting almost as soon as the alleged perpetrator runs off screen to the right. Reports say he got off shots but nothing definitive. Is there any credible evidence showing there was shooting done by someone other than the secret service?
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