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bluto

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by bluto

  1. Fucking rubes…. Common clay of the new west. Fuck em
  2. STAHP PUTTING THIS STUFF IN DT BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re ruining the site
  3. “Arms in assholes”?
  4. Kerr co commissioners obeyed the calls from their constituents refusing to raise prop tax rates to help with the recovery costs. Approaching the point of fuck em out right, top to bottom, yall figure it out without MY tax money.
  5. The juxtaposition between he and local treasure Nadel (I checked out on rangers baseball yrs ago but that WS win for nadel made me happy)
  6. bluto replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    Damn I loved when would do his backflips heading out into the field.
  7. Can we send a truck of bootstraps to help them?
  8. Theres only one endorsement that matters in that race. If it stays on the sidelines then I still think Paxton will win by 5 pts.
  9. Uuuu taking a monster shit premarket, did the fuckers dilute again? Worse than a dr bronners soap label, dilute dilute dilute. I think I’m out on uuuu now that I’m not in the hole
  10. Not the first time I’ve referenced it but Esper’s book on his time as sec def illustrates how much the cabinet hated Millers guts and punked the shit out of him often. But he had and has trumps ear and the same shit he spews on camera is exactly what he does behind the scenes.
  11. Shifty eyes, and good lord somebody get him a tom emanski vhs to get that swing fixed
  12. When texags is shaking their heads at trumps attempt at distraction/overreach you know it’s asinine.
  13. Not to go 9/11 truther, but with these chucklefucks at the helm I can’t help but wonder if they just said fuck it when they realized how hopeless an operation it is after making the big claims of recovering every body.
  14. Many people are saying it!
  15. bluto replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    I member when Kamala was up in Iowa in the polls too.
  16. Anytime I see short squeeze as a reason to buy a stonk I go all in… errr roll my eyes.
  17. Hand on a bible I thought that teen he’s kissing was his grand daughter.
  18. 4U sitting 8.26
  19. Bumpity bump bump
  20. They already have done so
  21. How’s she feel about kolaches?
  22. that article is from 2019 🧐
  23. Rick catching a stray
  24. You’re right, she’d get smoked by 15 vs Paxton. An outspoken black female already in maga crosshairs vs a white male maga darling… in this state where the border vote has ~flipped?
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