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bluto

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Everything posted by bluto

  1. Uuuu taking a monster shit premarket, did the fuckers dilute again? Worse than a dr bronners soap label, dilute dilute dilute. I think I’m out on uuuu now that I’m not in the hole
  2. Not the first time I’ve referenced it but Esper’s book on his time as sec def illustrates how much the cabinet hated Millers guts and punked the shit out of him often. But he had and has trumps ear and the same shit he spews on camera is exactly what he does behind the scenes.
  3. Shifty eyes, and good lord somebody get him a tom emanski vhs to get that swing fixed
  4. When texags is shaking their heads at trumps attempt at distraction/overreach you know it’s asinine.
  5. Not to go 9/11 truther, but with these chucklefucks at the helm I can’t help but wonder if they just said fuck it when they realized how hopeless an operation it is after making the big claims of recovering every body.
  6. Many people are saying it!
  7. bluto replied to Pancho's topic in Cloak Room
    I member when Kamala was up in Iowa in the polls too.
  8. Anytime I see short squeeze as a reason to buy a stonk I go all in… errr roll my eyes.
  9. Hand on a bible I thought that teen he’s kissing was his grand daughter.
  10. 4U sitting 8.26
  11. Bumpity bump bump
  12. They already have done so
  13. How’s she feel about kolaches?
  14. that article is from 2019 🧐
  15. Rick catching a stray
  16. You’re right, she’d get smoked by 15 vs Paxton. An outspoken black female already in maga crosshairs vs a white male maga darling… in this state where the border vote has ~flipped?
  17. Those fema exemptions are … OBAMAS FAULT, get ready.
  18. bluto replied to HiggyBaby's topic in Movies and TV
    @Derka (swear for some reason I recall him being a fan)
  19. His campaign just announced he raised $3M last qtr
  20. Ain’t no fuckin way Paxton would lose a general statewide. He smoked a young Latina from Brownsville in 22 by 10 pts.
  21. He’s on the Epstein list!!!
  22. Or maybe meet the question head on if the truth really is “those proposals have not occurred during my time as mayor so I can’t speak to what prior administrations did”… goddam it ain’t that hard, just be honest and sincere. And if the answer is I don’t know at this time, but it’s something we’re going to investigate fully then just say that… but the bitch fit and tough guy bs should result in a public ass whipping even if they are old as fuck.
  23. Bro, but bro! Those texts and emails are exactly what the Supreme Court blocked from release in the Uvalde case. Starting to think you have some LEO dna running through your veins.
  24. Shit man, not even consequences at this point, just a release of the full reports/investigation which TexasOurTexas has blocked and the state Supreme Court backed. It matters partly bc we all know damn well months later when asked hard questions what they were doing at x time they’ll bullshit “I don’t recall”
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