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  1. bluto
    Only if it’s formed while in a hot tub
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    Man my driveway is cracked, looks like a river delta topography map, and I got a sweeper magnet. Swear somebody set off a pipe bomb in the driveway all the shit I found, even after multiple rounds I’m still finding rusted 2” nails
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    No idea if this will work as it should but here’s the 68 pg complaint including exhibits (their contracts with the $ crossed out damnit)show_multidocs.pdf
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    Andrus surely did
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    Davey fan but Irving kares is worse than mushmouth. and George cracks me up with his voice this week, it’s like he got stuck in skinlonin voice
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    Anybody care to explain todays cliff dive?
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    First time I ever heard of this was reading Twelve Mighty Orphans, by the time the train reached dfw end of line it was the undesirables left (at least per the book)
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    Kinda wonder in that final scene if they just rolled on a wrap party essentially. No way they actually drove the big rig but them just bullshitting around
  9. bluto
    I love me some legaldrugpusher. He’s like looch branding iron maga offspring.
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    It’s impossible to get any whiter than mino and bass. And not just in skin color. Maybe Monty saves em. can’t help but laugh at the champion energy ad spot about ‘being a holdover’ bagging on radio listeners vs podcasts now.
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    These things were foolishly bought on floating rates with assumption values only go up…. Well, there’s only a few ways for values to go up: Increase rents - not happening much at all in Tx, hearing almost daily from clients about rents stagnating and falling. Cut expense - we know what insurance alone has done. Prop taxes stagnant to up as well. Everything else more expensive. Increase occupancy - more product coming online across the state every month and occupancy was 95%ish, only one way to go cheaper money - we won’t ever see rates like that again. so unless rents magically pop up again dramatically, apartment values have minimal tailwind. And there’s only more product coming online.
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    For anybody curious about fission/fusion relative power, here’s the wiki entry for the Tsar Bomba that russia tested. Makes the Manhattan project a bomb seem like a dollar store popper. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
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    Starting to clean up parents house, effin hell the candles and holiday decorations stored away. And the set of 1967 encyclopedias (put this in perspective there’s no entry for the moon landing) and the dozens of UT cactus yearbooks. and the cheapass exercise equipment. “hey I’m chunking this pile of stuff” ’well that’s still in the plastic box’ ”clearly you haven’t needed or used this handheld am/fm radio in the last 10 yrs. If something comes up later I’ll order you a new one in 24 hours”
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    How THE FUCK does a maga interviewer cover that question so well while mainstream shits down their legs.
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    Effin hell you’re actually right, knoxie as a yuk monkey was (often unintentional) gold at times. Did skin go to anm? Baylor? That’s about the best way I can describe him.
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    That tit pic, not a single person looks remotely happy to be there.
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    Dude fuckin sucks on mavs broadcasts too, total third wheel / unnecessary Tommy try hard.
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    Caught a little on the freak today with skin(?) wade yelling let’s effing go for 2 minutes straight while Julie(?) laughed. Truly awful. Then the rhyner show was hardline level apathy from togw.
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    “Calf” was what Durant blew out a few yrs back
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    Rock shrimp at the Charles is quite fine.
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    CNN says plea deal on hold, fox says plead not guilty
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    Can football season hurry up so we can get past Louisiana techs open house weekend commercial.
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    Looking forward to the federal prosecutions when a maga gump defaces the monument under trumps monument law
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    Saving Ryan’s privates is a classic too
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    So like why didn’t Oppenheimer just throw one of his bombs at the old man Ironman and kill him

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