Lagunamadre

It happened again. I try to numb myself to it, but he got me all ragey again. So it's that time again, happens about once a quarter: Fuck Trump. Fuck anybody who supports him. I pray there is a hell so he can burn there for eternity with all of his fake-ass "christian" supporters. I eagerly await the day he dies. I'm opening my best champaign and when I fill up on it, pissing on his gaudy, no-class, gold plated grave.

"I came here to do two things, drink buttery chardonnay and share political memes on Facebook, looks like we're all out of buttery chardonnay"

So as to not overly limit Stone's 1st amendment rights while still innocent in the eyes of the judicial system. He has now sufficiently abused the courts leniency.

The CSA would be Giliad and the USA would be Canada. (This will not make sense if you don't subscribe to Hulu)

If I ever had to go to war, I would want to be the guy in charge of shooting those guys out of the sky. Put my dove hunting skills to a patriotic use.

Don't worry, I've been assured that polls are fake.

Come on McDonalds, let's get to clogging. Work your magic. Tonight, preferably.

"Our intelligence indicates they are referring to Tiffany sir"

What if, and hear me out here, the orange man is actually bad?

"Yes, he was having sex with a 14 year old, but he didn't want to, and didn't mean it literally, it's just that Obama didn't have sex with 14 year olds, so he is just kind of trolling the other side. That's his schtick, it's unconventional but that is just the way he does things and it's worked for him so far. So I certainly don't think the Democrats should fall into this trap Trump has set for them and stay focused on Trump having sex with a 14 year old, you know, I was with farmers in South Dakota last week and they were not talking about sex with 14 year olds, that's just not what the people "outside of the beltway" are focused on. It's time to move on."

That would be a rare moment of him stating facts.

"4 U.S. Code § 8.Respect for flag U.S. Code Notes prev | next No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property. (b) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise. (c) The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free. (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general. (e) The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way. (f) The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling. (g) The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature. (h) The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything. (i) The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown. (j) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart. (k) The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning. (Added Pub. L. 105–225, § 2(a), Aug. 12, 1998, 112 Stat. 1497.)"

Gross.

She was replaced by Trump's daughter-wife.

FIFY

He was obviously just referring to Rubio and Cruz.

If there is a scoreboard in the background and the home team is losing, it's aggy. Otherwise nazis.

Fucking nuts.

And governorships.

He's certainly a rapist, in his defense though he probably doesn't realize it's rape. He's so fucking narcissistic he thinks everything in consensual.

Tillerson never bothered me. You've got to be competent and ethical to rise through the ranks to run one of the largest publicly traded companies in the world.

This country was so fucked. Now we are super duper fucked.

"Yes Senator Cruz, the issue we have with the Trump voters that we interviewed is that they were not intelligent and unfortunately that is a prerequisite to work at Fucking Google!"