Everything posted by Lagunamadre
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Donald Trump 2018
There are two ways to get there. By boat. Or by road through Corpus Christi. You can drive South all the way down to the jetties of Port Mansfield. It is about as remote as you can get. Really cool experience. We used there and shark fish and do donuts in our pickups in high school.
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Donald Trump 2018
Great story. I vividly remember that cold front as I was tailgating outside of Jerryworld and was underdressed. My steep blood pressure rise on Suh's 27th sack of Colt warmed me up. Interesting that illegals make their way to PINS. I'd be interested in the logistics of how they got there.
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Donald Trump 2018
I spent a lot of time on ranches in South Texas (south of the checkpoints) growing up. We would often come across illegals while driving around or a couple of times they wandered up to the house. We would give them water and tamales and call the border patrol. I never felt scared or threatened by any of them. This demonization of these people is fucking terrible. I would say that 99.9% of the people who think this is a material issue in this country have never been to the border region and never encountered illegals in their life. They are just sheep who need a boogeyman.
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Donald Trump 2018
"Your Honor, my client is only guilty of small crimes, not big crimes. It's not like he did 9-11. Do you remember 9-11 sir? I'm not sure if you remember your honor, but I was the mayor during 9-11 and that is why we stand during the national anthem your honor. The defense rests."
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The Impeachment Thread
Mike Pence makes John Kerry look like the lovechild of Ronald Reagan and JFK. Pence ain't getting elected to a national office...ever. If you want to be afraid of something more realistic you should worry about getting struck by lighting on your way to cash your winning lottery ticket.
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Donald Trump 2018
That's the problem with Trump supporters. When you bring up the inaccuracies, misspellings, improper quote usage, lies, dumbassery, etc. etc. from his tweets, you always get the "ohh I don't use twitter", "he's just trolling" "he's just joking" "lighten up", "that's why I like him", blah, blah.
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Man, thanks for pointing this out and setting me straight. I agree, didn't think about this from her side and feel terrible for my irrationality and lack of decorum. I wish that fat, lazy-eyed bitch and her inbred mongoloid family nothing but the best this holiday season! Merry Fucking Christmas!
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
Not like they are valuable in any way whatsoever, but has the WH decided to just cancel press briefings? It seems like it's been a while.
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
"I do not recall that offer sir" /Prosecutor shows note to grand jury/ "OHH, the Russian FSB offer?!?!, I thought you meant the Frisbee Society of Boston's job offer, I did not recall getting an offer from the Boston frisbee guys, sorry for the confusion"
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The Robert Mueller Investigation
"If I tweet it, it will make it true"
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Donald Trump 2018
If the president's attorney can't put together a coherent 280-character statement about HW's funeral. An absolute soft ball of a tweet. How in the fuck is he supposed to respond to the Lebron James of prosecutors and his dream team? This is all so amusing.....and sad, really sad.
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RIP George H. W. Bush
Getting dusty in here.
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Donald Trump 2018
E = MC + 4 - Big Mack x Witch Hunt = Many People Are Saying
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Caravan
Touche. Should have said you can still legally claim asylum despite crossing illegally. The illegal crossing is a misdemeanor akin to trespassing in a national forest. The way our laws are set up the juice is worth the squeeze.
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Caravan
You just have to be on American soil to claim asylum, that's it. So committing a misdemeanor akin to federal jaywalking to skip a 1 month line to apply for asylum seems logical. https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/does-illegal-entry-to-the-u-s-or-lying-and-using-false-documents-at-entry-create-problems-when-applying-for-asylum.html
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Caravan
What they are doing is still legal if they are claiming asylum. You do not have to cross at a point of entry to claim asylum. But we know Republicans don't care about laws anymore.
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Donald Trump 2018
He must have been in the nurses office with bone spurs during his 9th grade economics class.
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Donald Trump 2018
- Donald Trump 2018
"We just wanted to work for a racist narcissist with no moral compass, we had no clue about his business in Russia, this is making us reevaluate everything"- The Robert Mueller Investigation
Help out a tech novice here, is there a way that Mueller could get his hands on deleted emails? Are they ever really deleted, assuming they were on a gmail, yahoo type of service?- Donald Trump 2018
What power do you think Saudi has over the U.S.? How could they materially retaliate against actions we take against them? Think it through. We protect them militarily and fund their day to day operations by purchasing their oil. Do you really think they have the option to tell us to fuck off?- Donald Trump 2018
There is literally not a group of dumber people on the internet. It's just a group of dipshits sharing facebook conspiracy theories and FWD FWD FWD emails.- Donald Trump 2018
This. You tell King Salman that we're not friends anymore until MBS is replaced as Crown Prince, good luck on your own over there buddy! MBS would barely make the history books if we showed a little backbone here. That would send signals to the Dutertes and Erdogans of the world that there are lines they can cross that will cause them major fucking headaches to the point that it's certainly not worth it. Re the arms deal. Saudi isn't going to NOT buy our arms. All of their systems are based off of our technology. If they went and bought Russian arms, they'd have to start over, they wouldn't be compatible with what they've already invested in for the last couple of decades. It would me like America getting mad at somebody and rashly converting everything to the metric system overnight. My golf game would never recover. Long story short, Trump is a little fucking pussy bitch.- Donald Trump 2018
Trump just gave authoritarians a green light to murder journalists and opposition figures.- Donald Trump 2018
The subprime mortgage crisis nods it's head slowly in approval. - Donald Trump 2018
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