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yaqdum

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  1. maybe that should be on his headstone, and . . . uh . . . soon.
  2. by nearly no one i meant beyond the two programs. some peckerheads about seem to think the nation cares about that series. i think they are conflating it with the great rivalry we had with arkansas until the pigs scat for the misery they bought and paid for. edit: thinking of the pigs, isn't it interesting how similar they and the cornfuckers look these many years later.
  3. you guys realize this past bowl season was a set up to shut us down in our own state. mighty aggy was positioned to bitch-slap . . . somebody . . . and runner-up georgia was shoehorned in to embarrass us. this would promote secsecsec to take over the state. only problem was they actually had to play the games. if they could manage to set scores without bothering to play, they'd be in high cotton right now.
  4. someday it will happen to great fanfare and hoopla from the promoters. finally the great rivalry gets a new chapter, they will say. then the game, watched by nearly no one, and multiple shitheads lose their asses. we tried to tell them. fifty years thereafter: rinse and repeat.
  5. sunday morning nutcase hour appears to be over for this week. sunday mornings they run around here tooting their horns like they own the place.
  6. yaqdum replied to Jkwellborn's topic in Football
    just wanted to see this one again on this page.
  7. which is heavier? elephant or box car?
  8. fly to oklahoma = double whammy
  9. i'd like to see them get the goods on him. bend him over and see how limbaugh he really is.
  10. it's always been that way with them. john knox of scotland was such a significant part of the reformation movement that his statue stands with three others at reformation wall in geneva. let's hear it from ol' john: "A man with God is always in the majority" John Knox ie: fuck democracy
  11. maybe i've forgotten what wants to means. it that short for once today?
  12. [nra]we know who they are.[/nra]
  13. rob reiner. that reminds me of an exchange with mil ages ago wherein she posited that there was nothing funny about archie bunker. she allowed as how she agreed with everything he says before he says it. at one point i was driving the fam somewhere and we came upon a fork in the road. a large black man was walking up the sidewalk to our left. my mil saw the upcoming fork and said 'bear to the left.' care to guess my response? hint: the car was stony silent for a while.
  14. fucking A. i like to hold my best cuss words for when they do the most. like keeping back your straightest arrows for when they are really needed. like now.
  15. my i introduce you to my nutria tail ranch. we grow 'em . . you show 'em.
  16. i saw elsewhere that the largest majority ever had been 166, and there was concern this majority might be as much as 200. it was 230.
  17. are you suggesting brussels need some new sprouts?
  18. tried to make it look like the whole thing was rod's idea.
  19. i don't have a source, but i dis-stink-ly remember it from that time. it really stuck out in my memory because it was so shitty. they tricked him into writing something negative and then buried the other letter.
  20. i'm going to say they've been there their whole lives and their parents before them as far as recorded history can see.
  21. dudden madder, had texas. dudden madder, had sex.
  22. i'm going to leave that to an expert. but, yes.
  23. vanished isn't the right word. varnished doesn't work either.
  24. what i'm saying is we've seen a situation where a considerable part of the senate is actively under investigation and likely indictment. there's no way we can count votes from the slammer. also, every time it's said we're depending on the democrats i shiver. involuntary reaction.
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