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Someone should find the guys on the right putting his hand out trying to catch the ball and beat em with an extension cord. Stupid fans like that piss me off, especially at home.

Bar across Yankee stadium, known to be a natural gathering location for a buncha local fuckbois

At this point, might be LTE, low T energy. But, I'm willing to sacrifice her.

Tuve hit 2 balls on the screws, other team just made great plays. That's how baseball works. I still think he needs to drop a drag to get him back on track

Altuve needs to try a drag bunt next game.

*finally exhales*

Big Booty Yuli, and now JP3, er, I mean BDE!

anyone got a link?

Assault with a concrete dildo?

Careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

Eddie Vedder

Not for Neris, maybe a little hair of the dog lol

So we watched the game in Sugar Land with a bunch of my wife's friends who are all Astros fans last night and wife ends up getting pretty tipsy throughout the evening, see the ending and hang around a bit before heading back into town and stop at Sassafrass for a night cap. Listening to the post game show on 790 my wife decides she wants to call the station and give her boys a shout out. After about 15 mins on being on hold, in the parking lot at Sassafras, she finally gets on with MC and Gordy, and during the conversation ends up dropping a "Big Booty Yuli", says JP3 now has "BDE", with a emphasis on "you know what the D stands for!", gives Stanek a random shout out for his hair, and finally tries to make a reference between Kanye's "Golddigger" and the "18 years..." part and the 18 innings before they mercifully cut her off the radio. Hilarious coming from my wife. End up watching end of SD-LA game, finally made it home, had sex. Great day 5/5 stars, would recommend again.

Neris is gonna need 3 days off for his hangover

Fucks, this team does

Erika Eleniak and a cake, ftw

Yeah, we got Ewers But Pena can!!!

anyone with a link?

god, even the next day - that shit was so much fun. after the first few innings, wife and I left our seats to erase the bad juju, finally made it back to them after a few drinks and some el tiempo margaritas for the 8th and 9th and saw something I frankly didnt think was going to happen. as soon as that ball was hit, i probably hugged 5 people before my wife, she didnt care. playoff fucking baseball - can make a grown man act like an 8 year old. #HTownPride

Holy fucking balls!!! What a game!!!

Biggest game of the year boys, see yall downtown in a few. Let's fucking go!

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We're not all getting laid

All good brother, just messing around