Everything posted by Mez2
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4 Loko...a stumble down memory lane
I have 2 OG 4Lokos in my fridge right now, "gifted" to me by erhine like 4 years ago before the original recipe became illegal, or frowned upon. I'm awaiting the perfect opportunity to crack them open. Narrator: there is no perfect time. Mez: fuck around and find out, Narrator.
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I'm giving you a million dollars...
If it flies, floats or fucks you're better of renting
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Welcome to Costco .....
Good thing you shop in bulk then
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Welcome to Costco .....
Should've said it was for your rucas
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Welcome to Costco .....
There is nothing about putt that says Neutrogena
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Christine McVie RIP
Quoted cause it's the fucking jam. RIP - this sucks for music.
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Mickey Joseph Arrested
Maybe she'll strangle him!!!
- TexMex
- TexMex
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
I've always liked Abram, especially since he now is an Astro. Geez, this is a machine built to go fuck shit up.
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
I had a dream we were beating Bingville 14-3, and when I woke up I was kinda sad. But I cheered up when I realized realized it was only a dream, cause I know we'll beat Bingville by way more than that.
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
In for 27, also
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
The post-Thanksgiving meal dump
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Imagine having Thanksgiving dinner with your family and your baseball team is not the World Series champion. Sucks to suck
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San Jose for 1 night?
Treat yourself, spend an extra night
- Yo man, we tied!
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
dubon doesnt fucks, but i'd still keep him around for his versatility and bat on ball skills, no homo
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Qatar World Cup thread of off-the-pitch drama and debauchery
thats a shitload of bud light going untapped, anyone checked on steel shank. seems like he'd be all about getting some free Qatari bud light delivered to him
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
on the bottom of that koozie, it says Fuck Face if you look closely
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Congrats to the Yankees and Aaron Judge, they wouldn't have gotten swept in the ALCS without him
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Team Z-Ro
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Verlander fucks the shit outta Kate Upton after she hears this announcement
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Free money giveaway- Kansas.
Texas 27 KU - 23 Yard - 248
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Makes sense, their defense was offensive in the ALCS
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
Meh, rather have Lizzo lol