Mez2

Just got it on my third try, second time playing. This shit is addicting

bend over and I'll show ya?

obviously, the valley is racist

Smells like fish, pero taste like chicken

Im not drinking any more, or any less than 2021

It just means more

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You can hi-five Jesus sitting that high.

I'm a strong maybe /3putt

Jesus Daniella's tits are huge

I wanted to be a veterinarian so I could help animals. Today, I own a chain of slaughterhouses. No regrets.

Butt plug?

I pretty much grew up here for parts of summers during my elementary school year into my middle schools. My mom's side is from Palacios and still have lots of family there, my wife's side actually has a bayhouse in Cape Caranchua, about 5 miles outside Palacios but still considered Palacios. I've been to the Point many times and have taken my friends who visit there to eat - it's good, really good but if you eat during a Saturday or Sunday morning expect a wait since it does get slow due to traffic. Pro tip - call your order in ahead of time. Maybe a quarter mile from the Point is a newish place called Danny's Seafood and it is fucking unreal. If anyone is ever in Palacios I definitely recommend going there... fresh shrimp, seafood, burgers, wings and usually a live band Saturday nights. They're only open Wednesday- Saturday, the owner and family live in Cypress but head down half the week to run Danny's. Everyone knows the Anthony Bourdain episode but on Netflix, one of Dave Changs 'Ugly Delicious' episodes spends a portion of their episodes on Palacios and their shrimping industry - the shrimp capital of Texas. I don't think they explicitly say they're in Palacios but I recognize the white water tower, red street signs and the family featured with Dave is a friend of my mom's family. The fishing is great, another of my uncles has a bayhouse about 2 blocks from the Luther hotel (my parents got married in 78 and had wedding party stay there) they've got a huge fishing pier that is popular during the night and multiple access points to launch into matagorda bay. Ive mentioned it here in a thread about if we could live in a small town and eventually I see my wife and I getting some property out here one day. The kids love going and it'll always feel like a part of me Go sharks!

we should start each game from the fifth inning on

Bro, do you know much como me duele?

Is this an option?

In the first game of the season and be like "fuck!, we suck again"

You must not be familiar with mez2

Fuck. Y'all remember the Eat for a Cause event he came down to Houston for back in like 2014? That's the John Mueller I chose to remember.

vince young has quarterback vision

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

It just means more

Barbecue Inn in Houston has some bomb ass CFS.

Whoop(s)!