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Mez2

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  1. This ain't on Cy Fair, it's on our offense
  2. What in the absolute fuck?
  3. headhunting is fucking bullshit - regardless of any situation - if you're gonna hit someone, you throw at their back/ribs. no need to ruin anyone's career or kill someone because you have beef. if you can't hit someone from 60 feet away you shouldn't be the one throwing at the hitter.
  4. i fucking guarantee one of yalls players - betts, bellinger, or turner- will get a fastball in the ribcage at one point tonight
  5. First pitch should be right right in Betts' ribs, he wasn't there in 17 but neither was joe kelly, they did cheat on the red Sox though so fuck them
  6. Andre Scrubb looks like he could clear out the bullpen with one good fart. Yeah, that's why I say get one for sure and take your chances with a base open and 2 outs
  7. Fucking stupid. Throw strikes and take the out when you can, why try and force a throw across your body when you are assured an out and a tie game with a base open?
  8. I imagine the conversation going something like this: "Dotard: [examining the photo] President Lincoln... George Washington... Martin Sheen... staffer: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! Dotard: Well, same difference. I mean, he played Kennedy once."
  9. Mez2

    2020 MLB thread

    imagine if the marlins have covid AND derek jeter's herpes.
  10. Jesus, Paredes can bring it
  11. Isn't Shed Long one of the bosses in Mortal Kombat?
  12. My German cousin is pitching?
  13. Graveman? Let's send him to the grave, man. Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.
  14. We gon pop that kikuchi, baby.
  15. I see I'm in peak midseason form.
  16. Your not? Would haveguessed that
  17. It almost feels normal, I'm heavily buzzed in a Saturday in July, Astris are undefeated and I night geto bang some aMaze tomsorew night God never let me and hansdorff watch game together
  18. Osuna is rocking the luchador hairstyle. Orale, homes
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