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Huckleberry

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  1. That bitch ass shows up to every big game in Texas he can and then hides hoping for a win. He is a thin-skinned punk who is genuinely bothered by the fact he's a known bad luck charm and hopes for a win every time not because he cares about the Texas-based team, but because he wants to post shit online showing that they won even when he's there. I mean we know of a winning percentage somewhere in the teens at best, based on how much he hides where he goes I'm starting to think he has been there every single time a Texas team loses to an out-of-state team since 2013.
  2. Agreed, for some reason it's hard for college coaches in the playoff era to understand that style points don't mean shit anymore. Win the game and move to next week. I guess I shouldn't say "for some reason" considering we all realize it's because they're meatheads, but you know what I mean. Lanning was coaching tonight like he was trying to secure a playoff berth with more points. The bracket is set, dipshit. Just win.
  3. I have to admit, I now almost cared a little more about the actual result of the bowl game because if we beat Michigan we should finish ranked higher than A&M. Then I realize the chucklefuck AP voters will still just sort by losses and we won't.
  4. I appreciate that you're no longer trying to pretend you're not an A&M guy. Oh wait, are you still doing that?
  5. At this point I wish JMU had beaten Louisville because I think 10-seed JMU wins at Kyle Field today.
  6. James Madison has scored as many points in the first 10 minutes at Autzen as A&M scored at home in the entire game.
  7. Yeah this Knight kid at RB is a good player
  8. Oregon in real Oregon colors, but they had to trick up the helmet a bit. If they were wearing the old school yellow UO helmet this would be their best uniform.
  9. I'm not sure that the JMU game will be worse. They were better than Tulane this season. Tulane was easily the most overrated team in the CFP rankings if you compare to solid computer systems. Now that doesn't mean that it won't get ugly, but JMU was the better team this season of those two.
  10. Not that there's enough brain power in the committee room for this to register, but this game is exhibit A in why sorting by losses is stupid. Manny Diaz was right, Duke is better than Tulane.
  11. As mentioned before, I believe all conference champions should be in the playoffs because that's what playoffs are supposed to be. The FCS has 24 teams and so should the FBS with all conference champions getting a bid. And if it did, the riff raff would mostly get ejected the first weekend anyway. Here's this year: First Round: (Games the week after conference championships and bracket announcement) #24 Kennesaw State @ #9 Alabama #23 Western Michigan @ #10 Miami #22 Boise St. @ #11 Notre Dame #21 Duke @ #12 BYU #20 James Madison @ #13 Texas #19 Tulane @ #14 Vanderbilt #18 Michigan @ #15 Utah #17 Arizona @ #16 USC Second Round: (Games the following week so essentially this weekend in the calendar) KSU/Bama winner @ #8 Oklahoma WMU/Miami winner @ #7 Texas A&M BSU/ND winner @ #6 Ole Miss Duke/BYU winner @ #5 Oregon JMU/UT winner @ #4 Texas Tech TU/Vandy winner @ #3 Georgia MICH/UU winner @ #2 Ohio St. UA/USC winner @ #1 Indiana Then a bracket from there. Yes I know it won't happen. But it should and if it did then the low level teams everyone is whining about would already be done by the week we're watching now. It also gives every top 16 seed a home playoff game before the bowls kick in. And home playoff games are awesome, well except if you're an OU or A&M fan. Ha.
  12. The G6 absolutely belongs up and until the moment the power conferences stop being bitches and split off into their own competition. If you're going to claim to be running a playoff for a league, then every league member should have a path to winning the championship at the beginning of every season.
  13. Another excellent fact for the arsenal. Texas has played 5 and will end up playing 6.
  14. You didn't say he "could" have scored. Certainly he could have scored, but he would have had to make at least one tackler miss. Your claim was that he walks it in if he runs which is breathtakingly stupid. I mean you can accuse others of not "knowing ball" because that might work with the meatheads you hang out with. But it doesn't even take knowing football well to see that he would have had a difficult time scoring there, it only requires a functioning pair of eyes.
  15. I, too, am foregoing the 2026 NFL draft.
  16. Nope. Miami was in zone, particularly underneath with their backers and #18's stunt would have pushed him very wide to the left. There is absolutely no guarantee he scores if he runs and they had no timeouts. The terrible throw was the problem.
  17. Their greatest season in 27 years and they end up with no conference championship, no conference championship appearance, and no postseason win.
  18. Remember guys, it wasn't that they completely avoided the top half of their conference. And Marcel Reed is a great QB, so much better than anyone Texas has.
  19. I'm personally shocked that a WR (ultimate prima donna position) who was told by everyone he was the greatest at 17 years old turned into a soft punk.
  20. She must already be in town for Christmas.
  21. Saban knows great assistants obviously. He publicly predicted both Muschamp and Sarkisian would be great head coaches because like lots of all time greats, not even he knows exactly what it is that made him uniquely effective in the head coach role. But it tells anyone who's paying attention that purely as coordinators, those two are elite.
  22. He's a troll that we keep around in hopes that he'll predict Texas losses because he's wrong 90+% of the time. Pay no attention.
  23. Have they called Hartline? Maybe Tim Beck needs a co-OC.
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