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Sejjr

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  1. Fucking Waddle man...
  2. Those 3 plays were pretty amazing. Good game.
  3. Wareheim is the obvious first to go, followed closely by Meh. Art Briles’ apologist should be dumped as well. No clue which defensive coaches are hitting the bricks, but someone has to go.
  4. That was not a fucking blind side block, you cunts.
  5. Refs aren't ready to go home just yet!
  6. Sweat with the recovery after an obvious hold.
  7. Or maybe someone will teach him how to use his arms when he tackles.
  8. So fucking tired of this defense. We must be one of the worst 3rd down defenses in the country, right? Orlando is a fucking fraud.
  9. 3rd and Orlando coming up. Wonder if they will convert?
  10. 3rd and Orlando strikes again.
  11. I bet your bro smokes a lot of weed.
  12. Devin Duvernay is fucking awesome.
  13. Hungry 3 star >>> Injured 5 star
  14. another DB injury. Shocking.
  15. Duluth Trading commercials are better than Herman.
  16. I saw nobody saying that.
  17. We had a great plan on that 4th down and failed to execute.
  18. You know, this thread used to be my safe space. Since Herman fucked our team, this thread has gone fucking dark. Are we too ashamed with our own fucking shit show to make fun of our inbred cousins down the road anymore? WTF??
  19. I just got off the phone with a BMD and I can promise you, they are PISSED. Something is definitely going to happen, and it will happen fairly soon, within the next 10-30 days, according to my source. This BMD has talked to most of his BMD friends, and he tossed out the word "alignment" more than once. Make no mistake, these guys can easily afford the buyout, and are ready to sign some fat fucking checks. For REAL. So, I expect there to be MAJOR changes coming, and I don't mean Applewhite. As far as CDC, he is saying the right things for the media, and in an attempt to keep the wheels on this cart from flying off. While talking to the BMD, I also got a page from a Top High School coach and he told me that the schemes run by Orlando and Herman were basically what his team ran in Junior School, and that the Texas High School Coaches have put Herman on NOTICE. He said that IF the right hires were made, that maybe they'd give Herman one more chance, but there is a lot of negativity within this all-important fraternity. I also heard from more than one Austin area realtor source that there were indeed 3 separate lock boxes accessed this week for one Mrs. Urban Meyer. Urban of course, is the clear favorite of one HEAVY HITTER but I won't name names at this point. Take that one with a grain of salt though, as Flight Tracker has failed to corroborate this rumor. And before you ask, all my sources are 100% verified by a REAL journalist who writes lots of stuff. *I had a good plan for this post but failed to execute.
  20. What a dipshit. Anyone on surly could have written that "insider" report and posted it as fact. Yet those morons over there actually believe he is a sage.
  21. This will be the game Daniel Young gets a bunch of touches and a score.
  22. That plan didn't work so well in "Any Given Sunday," did it Cameron Diaz?
  23. “I had a great plan but failed to execute” is going to be my excuse for everything from now on.
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