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    Probably dysentery then.
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    Nice job.
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    If it weren't for cheaters or dumb/weak players, Jimbo would be undefeated in his head coaching career. His play-calling and game-planning is THAT good. Man, I would have loved to read the deposition testimony after Jimbo's wife was stolen from him. I wonder what signals that tennis coach was stealing?
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    Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
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    Looch would absolutely recognize elite reporting.
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    “All GIF analysis look the same.” -Katfid probably
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    ‘’He’s not available right now?” But Looch said a Jimbo is absolutely the best he’s ever seen at reporting injuries and player status.
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    Auburn will lose to LSU and Bama, and probably Georgia. I believe that is called the SEC Grind.
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    Thanks, Mrs. Burfict.
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    AP Top 25

    Sejjr replied to TrashMaster G's topic in Football

    Second only to the obvious aggy DPS person grabbing the unarmed cheerleader for his aggressive assault on the cosplay incel soldier brandishing a fucking saber.
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    Hmm. Is that really saying anything though that isn’t fairly inherent to the recruiting process? The classic, ‘I cant tell you but I know a secret’ 9.95er move never fails.
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    Jimbo is more like Beaker. Especially when you listen to him speak.
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    How long until Liucci starts following Fisher's lead and blaming the intelligence of the players for aggy's shortcomings? I mean Jimbo is clearly calling and coaching at a National Championship level. If only the players could execute and understand the complexity of his coaching genius, aggy might be undefeated this year.
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    Someone should have made a bingo card.
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    Just wanted to point out, the grind is real, people! I mean, 8 games or 2, there is nothing as daunting as Ye Olde SEC Grind. Just ask Trevor Knight, for fuck's sake. He told Liucci so you know it must be true!
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    Yes, that was during OU and it was Gus Johnson. And "Sam I Am" is from Green Eggs and Ham, the Dr Suess book. I have no idea why that is an insult. I AM SAM is a movie where Sean Penn went "full-retard," and is probably what aggy is thinking with their feeble insult.
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    It appears the Civil War has begun. Just wait until LSU gets finished with them. aggy will fucking eat it’s own. This season is going to break them all. And this is easily the best thread on surly for pure entertainment. It used to be the Hamm Thread. Hamm lost it. Turned in his wings. Now THIS THREAD is #1.
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    The passion is second to none? Second to Jonestown, maybe.
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    I love how Jimbo coaches. It is always the players fault. If they could only run the genius calls like he wrote em up on the chalkboard, aggy would be undefeated. i really want to see a highlight reel of Jimbo berating his players as they come off the field.
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    NCAA Week 5

    Sejjr replied to NowThis's topic in Gambling

    Should we fade Charlie Strong today?
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    Soso Jamabo really should have picked Cal.
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    Johnson was a late 1st- early 2nd round graded receiver prior to this season. And Duvernay, if he continues to play like he is playing, certainly looks like a player that will go in top 4 rounds. He will test well at the combine. Plus his style and position is actually more coveted than ever in the NFL, who seems to be in love with the smaller slot guys than the classic big WR these days. That said, it is not a lock, but I feel fairly confident they will both be drafted before the 5th round. Also, fuck aggy.
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    aggy loves to point out Texas’ admittedly poor NFL track record from the end of Mack through our worst coach ever, as if that is the rule rather than the exception. They ignore the fact that before that time we were putting players In the League at a far higher rate than aggy. And they ignore the fact that we will clearly be changing that narrative moving forward. And we will have 2 WRs drafted this year in the top 4 rounds, easily. aggy also loves to claim credit for players recruited and developed by long departed coaches, as if its their school that produces the NFL talent. It really is the dumbest argument they make, and that is saying something.
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