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This is all so confusing!! So Looch says the locker room fight is a fake story created by Longhorn "exaggerates" on a message board (they always blame orangebloods for everything by the way....muahahaha!)...then a random poster "knows for a fact" that this story was actually created by the lying, manipulating Longhorn staff and spread to deliberately harm poor Saint Jimbo? Does that mean that by proxy, we are the tools of this deceitful staff of the puppet-master Tom Herman? Or is the Texas staff stupid and lazy, and THAT is the reason they have to lie to so many innocent recruits and their families? And are Matt Hayes and Texas Football somehow also on Herman's payroll, purposefully trying to bring down a championship winning coach of multiple leagues? This seems like a pretty complex web of conspiracy for a stupid, man-kissing, vodka-swilling, titty bar cocaine-snorting, arrogant asshole like Tom HERman to mastermind. I wish an aggy would just make a documentary like "Loose Change" or something so I know the real depths of this Longhorn Illuminati-anti-aggy theory.

Don’t forget the team lacks elite speed and ‘twitch,’ but don’t worry, nearly the entire recruiting class will have all the elite athleticism and ‘twitch’ you will need. Liucci is incredible. He starts out acting like he has a fucking clue what Saint Jimbo, Champion of “multiple leagues” will do on offense. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t. He ends with another Billy Badass routine acting like the “girl he eats with” is about to be put in her place. And he’s just a completely unlikeable fuckwit even in print...and the Liucci sycophants are just fucking nauseating.

He continues to throw his own feces at the wall every week, but puts it in a neat spreadsheet format so it looks super legit.

I also hear Devin Duvernay has terrible hands.

Pretty sure Hamm had his access revoked during the Sumlin regime, so he probably has a sizable chip on his tiny shoulder. Now that Hamm has been banned from twitter, will he fade out into obscurity?

One spot behind aggy.

Hamm might be the canary in the coal mine for aggy. He should be on suicide watch immediately.

Is the heart emoji because she loves wrinkly wieners or because she loves the quality of Circle K cuisine?

Moar please.

Has Chin Pubes ever written one of his narcissistic puff pieces without including a jab at Texas, ever? I am going to venture a guess that he has not. That level of consistent obsession and insecurity really is remarkable.

Scott Derry still has eligibility?

We all knew Karen was batshit crazy, but I never expected that her thin-skinned defense of Winston would drive her to a direct attack on the only taste of stardom that aggy has known in 70+ years. If Karen were actually smart, she'd venture over here and ask us some directions on how to deal with aggy, at least until Jimbo leaves them for greener pastures with a truckload of their hard-earned slush-fund. The funny thing is, she is torching so many bridges on the aggy interwebs, she might have no choice but to start trolling Surly. Please let that happen....

Auburn/aggy sets up the roller coaster perfectly though. If aggy manages a win over a "ranked" SEC foe, that sends the Jimbo coaster to the pinnacle.

Is a pizza boy insulted when a pool boy calls him out?

Thanks Brian Davis for that super helpful tidbit, as always. We'd be lost without your tweets.

This UCLA defense is just comically bad.

I get that people are impressed with some of the strategies Iowa State has implemented in the last year on defense to counter the spread. But claiming they have been better than Texas for 3 years is nonsense. They were 3-9 in 2016. They had the second worst statistical defense in the Big 12. The last 2 years they have given up nearly 50 points to Okie State. They aren't the fucking 85' Bears. And no, Texas is not yet where they need to be yet, but I believe we are getting much closer with this next recruiting class. In fact, I am pretty confident that had De'Gabriel Floyd been healthy and playing on that 3 and 17, that play probably works.

And if McCullough didn't dance with that RB low block, or if he pulled a Roy Williams/Superman move, Burrow gets sacked and Orlando is a hero. The call was shitty in hindsight, but giving Burrow any sort of time was clearly not working either.

aggy is bleating about their money and status again, thanks to fucking Forbes: https://www.forbes.com/sites/chrissmith/2019/09/12/college-football-most-valuable-clemson-texas-am/#600e6288a2e7

I am at a point now where I really don't think there is an obvious "elite" defensive coordinator in college football. Rule changes, and the rise of the spread as well as the proliferation of mobile quarterbacks have largely made defense a fucking nightmare to coordinate and call. The only real hope is to out-recruit and out-talent your opponent, and that is our best hope moving forward. We can play musical DC every fucking year or, despite what Paul Waddlington, Ian Boyd, and fucking 6th Street think they know about defense, realize we have a pretty good DC in Todd Orlando who had a bad fucking day against a team full of NFL players.

Our 9.95ers really like to hear themselves write.

Fuck this stupid fucking thread. Our coaches took a fucking running QB and in 2 weeks had him running like a baller RB against LSU. Kudos to the kid for his attitude but that is also on coaching. And I remember one point in Jamaal Charles’ career where people were bitching about him regressing. Players have a development curve that isn't always a straight fucking line.

So, according to coach O, they brought an airboat fan into the locker room or some shit? So they had air conditioning then. So why the fucking cramps? And why the fuck is no one calling out their conditioning staff? LSU just teed up a pretty simple negative recruiting angle, for the record. Thanks, pussies!

It is at 6 now, on Bovada. I will be taking the moneyline as well as the points.