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Does he mention Fuck Lions perchance?

Plus, he’s a motherfucking QB whisperer.

I love how much aggy is investing in an LSU win. It’s going to be fucking glorious to hear all their excuses after we win.

And what round was Josh Jacobs drafted in? You are cherry picking the absolute pinnacle of the NFL front office, but the fact is there are Barton Simmons level troglodytes picking talent in the NFL like Mike Mayock in Oakland. At least half the teams in the NFL suck at drafting, be it “best talent available” or for need. And those teams guess wrong regularly on the best talent available. Either way, projecting high schoolers to the NFL while creating these rankings is pretty fucking arrogant considering how many professional scouts get it wrong going from college to the NFL. Just say the rankings are based on metrics and your fantasy camp opinions and be done with it.

These 9.95ers always over-value the summer camps, every fucking year. Most likely because that is when their NFL Scout cosplay fantasies get realized.

What a crock of bullshit offseason drivel. aggy shows up at QB with Jerrod Johnson and Kellen Mond? What in the actual fuck? And if we are including starting collegiate players, where is the actual Heisman candidate for Texas?

Looch is such an arrogant douchebag. He has so many obvious character flaws, not the least of which is the fact that he views himself as some sort of a tough guy badass. His ego just gets bigger and bigger with every imbecilic group thinking aggy that repeats his talking points. Amazingly, he really is the Minister of aggy propaganda. Even the more "intelligent" aggy acquaintances I know repeat his lies and conspiracy theories as if they are fact. And I would like to fight him in a parking lot, while wearing flip-flops.

Misspelled bag.

Yeah, once we get rid of that NFL narrative, aggy will finally have nothing negative to point to in their desperate obsession to tell the world that they are actually, really, if you look hard enough BETTER than the cesspool that is TU. They will finally just accept their status as a a upper-middle tier program. They will stop predicting natty's and Looch, now unrecognizable without his chin pubes, will tell everyone that Jimbo is quite frankly, a good enough coach to keep aggy exactly where it belongs and has always been. They will even talk about how maybe they should have stayed in the BDF, which maybe isn't really a dumpster fire anymore. They will remove all the glory holes in BCS, ban bestiality campus-wide, tear down the statue of the Racist Sul Ross, implement female cheerleading teams, and freely allow people to lie in the grass on Kyle Field and use "12th Man" with no fear of lawsuits. And they will finally admit that Vince Young was better than Manziel, and even better than Reggie McNeil.

Holy fuck that Pubes article. I couldn’t make it past the third “imagine a world’” reference.

I still remember Lovell Pinkney saying something like "I've proven all I can at this level, it's time to take my talent to the Pros." It is not as easy as many of these guys seem to think it is. I think it's best to keep your thoughts to yourself until you are actually making a roster and getting some game action on Sundays. Hope it works out for him, he was a fun player to watch, but the NFL chews up UDFAs like fucking candy.

Look, if the ONLY thing you have accomplished in football since 1939 are players getting into the NFL, then you are going to make that your top talking point. Who cares if you haven’t done jack shit on the field with all that amazing NFL talent? Once again, aggy can’t see the sheep’s ass behind the glory hole.

Tarp, why do you need to lock a thread on the Internet in order to watch a movie with your daughter? What a fucking drama queen.

If we get VB it will be hilarious to see the vitriol they spew towards Bag Hag.

So if we do end up with Broughton, aggy is already spinning that he will start immediately on our crappy Big 12 line, while he would be buried behind stacks of SEC D-line talent at aggy. They are really something special.

This shit is fascinating. In one page we get the bag hag admitting to providing violation worthy impermissible benefits to football recruits, while Hamm, who works for nobody, is basically a freelance recruiting stalker now who might also be a providing impermissible benefits via his iMovie skilz.

Another cool story bro: A couple months ago I was traveling with my cousin and we were going through security at IAH and I mentioned to him that "you know there are still aggies out there who actually believe Reggie McNeil was better than Vince Young?" As we both started laughing, I noticed the guy in front of him quickly spun his head around with a cross look. I then noticed his gigantic ring and knew. He was fucking pissed. It was hilarious watching him grab his shit and storm off, no doubt muttering to himself "fucking 'sips!"

It’s funny that you say “FPI” like that carries any fucking legitimacy. Like Connely’s Idiotic index, this shit was created by some dildo at ESPN a few years ago to generate clicks and chatter in the fucking off-season. It means fuck-all.

A loafer. Show me one.

Gotta give the Pizza Boi credit, he knows how to troll Hammster like a pro.

alc1343 needs to watch his ass and align himself.

And he’s not wrong, as illustrated by Evans’ response.

I just think it’s a little surprising that Ohio State doesn’t seem to have skipped a beat in recruiting post Urban. Most programs, even the elite ones, hit a speed bump or two when they replace a coach of that caliber with a no-name doofus.

We can bitch about Jimbo and aggy, but Ohio State is looking like the real fucking bitch this cycle.

What's funny is that these rubes actually think having 340+lb linemen is a good thing.