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Sejjr

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  1. This right fucking here. Jesus H. Christ...we spend half of the posts on this forum lambasting the 9.95ers for their dipshittery, then react like it is some sort of scripture when a couple of "crystal balls" come in against Texas? Fuck those clowns. They know nothing. You are all better than they are.
  2. I get it with Urban, but who the fuck is Ryan Day and why is Ohio State not skipping a beat at all in recruiting?
  3. EJ is such a fucking douchenozzle. Bitching about Spirit Airlines on twitter is akin to bitching about bestiality if you choose to live in College Sation.
  4. Laugh at them haters...unless it's a dirty sooner at a strip club, of course.
  5. Well, he did spill his bag of dicks from that hit.
  6. Ransom's first trip to a gameday at LSU should be next season, as a Texas player.
  7. Sounds like Mack Brown circa any year. Those meth-heads better pray their team doesn't think it's "just another game."
  8. Seriously, fuck USC.
  9. Who needs overrated Florida talent when you have New Jersey locked down?
  10. Improper benefits confirmed? Sweet ride indeed...
  11. "Jimbo Fisher and Co have shown yet again this cycle that they will scour the country for the best talent to fill needs, leaving no stone or state untiurned. Richland, NJ, a hotbed of football in the Garden State, has produced one of the top rising DTs this cycle in Isaiah Raikes, and he didn't have to listen long to make his choice, bringing his SEC body and talent to Aggieland. A player considered by most to be an immovable force in the middle, tipping the scales at 325lbs, "Mud Gate," as he 's known by his teammates, will no doubt contribute early at the top in-state SEC program. Criminally underated a low 3-star by most services, Mud Gate would no doubt be a top 20 player if played in Texas. Once again, Jimbo has proven his elite recruiting will not stop at the Texas border, and the Ags can expect this truly Nationwide approach to pay dividends in the near future." -Loochi, probably
  12. LOL...will Bill have to fire himself at the end of the season?
  13. Lindy's and Athlons....first to press, first in the rubbish bin.
  14. So refreshing to see a 9.95 gymnastics reference instead of boring old baseball or basketball.
  15. I am sure Daddy98 is breaking down the film as we speak. Stay tuned.
  16. That is hilarious.
  17. This fucking franchise is like watching a monkey fuck a football.
  18. Billy Liucci is on a relentless pursuit of bullshit right now. It is amazing to watch. He is taking his mouthpiece for aggy to a whole new level. The fact this needledick actually thinks Nick Saban or anyone at Bama wastes a second of thought on a middle of the road, historically irrelevant program that hasn't won fuck-all since 1939, is fucking hilarious. Pathological people like Liucci are really pretty terrifying; thank God these morons work in the aggy universe, where they really can't harm too many people other than themselves.
  19. Of the "8 starters" we have to replace on defense, at least half will be upgrades. "Returning Experience" in college football is an often overrated data point. And it is hilarious how certain teams are just immune to that pre-season caution. OU this year is getting a pass on all their losses on offense, for example. I guess Texas won't truly "be back" until we start reading how the replacements won't miss a beat.
  20. It is actually pretty funny how aggy continues this narrative that Jimbo is one of the greatest QB gurus ever. Every single player Jimbo recruited was a minimum 4-star talent, and his best QB, Winston, was the #1 recruit at the position and a 5-star player. If anything, all his QBs played about like they were supposed to play in college, no matter their QB coach. And all of them have been abject failures in the Pro game, save for Winston, who is close to being a failure at this point in his career.
  21. Let's not forget about Jamarcus "Purple Drank" Russell. Didn't Jimbo "QB Whisper" him to elite status?
  22. Interesting. So what kind of data are they capturing?
  23. What’s with the jog bra?
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