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Sejjr

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  1. Sejjr
    Why the fuck does this dipshit add projected wins with an extra TD and with one less TD per game?
  2. Sejjr
    I read that as our players don't give a shit about who isn't coming here, and it is time to go to work.
  3. Sejjr
    I can now safely say that I despise this recruiting cycle. And fuck you too, Twitter.
  4. Sejjr
    The fact remains, Texas is one of the Chosen Ones in college football, considered an Untouchable by the impotent NCAA. They will always seek out the lower hanging fruits (teams like Ole Miss or aggy) to slap on the wrist and make a public display of hollow castigation, while Programs like Alabama, OU, Georgia, LSU, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Texas, and a handful of others will remain comfortably above the fray. So there is really no reason to sit on the sidelines when the game is all about fat stacks (of gift cards?) and buying players and their "advisors". I guess what Herman currently means by a "program fit" is a player who doesn't have their hand out?
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  6. Sejjr
    This is definitely Peak Loochi.
  7. Sejjr
    How else will he take photos of all the aggy billboards?
  8. Sejjr
    If there is anyone who understands the inner workings of 18-year-old kids these days, it's a 70-year-old Bag Hag.
  9. Sejjr
    I'd feel the same way if you ever posted something remotely positive.
  10. Sejjr
    Should have left out the gun rack.
  11. Sejjr
    Say it 3 times while staring in the mirror after midnight and you will find out.
  12. Sejjr
    Junior is getting dumber with every post on this topic.
  13. Sejjr
    Can we just blame this shit on Chip Brown?
  14. Sejjr
    You can buy a fake ID from New York or California and use that on all your business travels since you are so fucking sensitive. Or just move to one of those states, which we'd all prefer.
  15. Sejjr
    really glad I clicked on this fucking thread thinking “did Bru get cleared already?” twitter rumors spreading that he is entering the portal on Tuesday.
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    Why the fuck would Sports Illustrated basically promote a competitor's bullshit website? S&P+ has jumped the fucking shark, yet these writers use it like it is some kind of gospel. Can one of our resident statistics nerds create our own Surly metric? Maybe call it the T&F+ (TreeFiddy)....or maybe the OC&H+ (Ok Cool Hookem). We can blast it out over twitter and watch it become a "thing." Just make sure you put Texas in the top 10 and we are good.
  18. Sejjr
    so is Daddy98 finally out of the closet?
  19. Sejjr
    God is one hell of a recruiter.
  20. Sejjr
    aggy thinks their lane is on the Super Highway but it will always be on the feeder road.
  21. Sejjr
    8 Year olds Dude.
  22. Sejjr
    So, shitty US cites that are still better than College Station is a thing now? Out West, I will nominate Victorville, or maybe Paradise.
  23. Sejjr
    Dipshit aggy I know just texted me this, followed by "And so it begins...Every year"
  24. Sejjr
    Aggie86 didn’t waste any time claiming our recruits are getting the BOMC ratings bump. That, and “we didn’t offer” helps aggy sleep at night.
  25. Sejjr
    Some states consider fellatio “against the law.” Some laws were made to be broken, Dudley Do-Right.

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