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POOR aggy.

So how does one join Herman's stewardess sex club? Asking for a friend...

Toyota for one.

You should probably avoid VW, Mercedes, IBM, Ford, Bayer, Kodak, Porsche, and Coca Cola while you are at it. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.

I just can't fathom in what world any lawyer would allow his client to make a fucking podcast and "spill the beans" on all the dark secrets of, let's be honest, pretty powerful men in the coaching profession. Playing a recorded call from a random slut does not make his case any stronger. What a fucking sociopath this guy is. He is a wife beating shitstain, and thanks to Al Gore, he now gets a tiny podium to spew his bullshit. I really hope he eventually gets Chip Brown on his podcast, after a few cocktails. That would be comedy gold. I also hear Taylor Hamm is available for podcast interviews.

Aya Wolf from the international blockbuster short film, Mia. Tell your friend, you’re welcome.

The real question is, what the fuck is up with the aggy meal kits?

No pressure Sam.

I guess that's one way to get your rep turned around.

Do you even Sleeping Giant, bro?

Well, that escalated quickly.

If only we had a chance to play LSU on the field this year and continue to demolish the SEC myth.

So fucking tired of this narrative making the rounds. And quoting an unnamed defensive recruit, who is clearly repeating shit he’s been spoon fed by (insert opposing coaching staff here) is not helping anything. As pointed out, Texas really is the only Flagship program that deals with this shit. Bama, Georgia, Ohio State, USC, Blow U...all take elite national players from any state they can, and I NEVER read about their in-state players or coaches getting butt-hurt.

When ScoutSpeak cliches backfire.

Zach is clearly the victim here. Just wait till the podcast drops, it will be clear to the whole world. Superdad Can't be Destroyed!

#Blessed

lil pump still hasn't hooked up yet. And is still trying to make "thot" a thing.

Is Karen really Jason Higdon in drag?

I truly love the fact that the SEC sycophants actually believe they have some sort of physical "SEC" advantage against our team. They actually believe that the players they recruit are bigger, stronger, and faster than the players we recruit. Even aggy has bought into this ridiculous narrative as if 18-year-old kids in that part of the country are a completely different species of human than the 18-year-old kids in the rest of the country. This perception will continue for quite a while, apparently, and it plays right into Herman's and Orlando's hands.

The Tiger Droppings fans are in for a rude awakening if they actually believe this shit: "Outside of possibly the JUCO DE, they don't have a guy on the line coming in that should or could start in game 2. They lost 3 corners and only bring in one 4 star corner. They have plenty of high profile linebackers coming in, but these guys lost 8 players on defense. That defense is going to be really bad early on." And their propensity to use aggy terms like "TU" is fucking pathetic. Beating their ass is going to be hilarious.

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I fucking love Winter Soldier. All the Russo Bro. flicks are in my top 5, easily. 1 Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2 Avengers: Infinity War 3 Captain America: Civil War 4 Iron Man 5 Avengers: Endgame 6 Marvel's The Avengers 7 Thor: Ragnarok 8 Captain America: The First Avenger 9 Guardians of the Galaxy 10 Avengers: Age of Ultron 11 Black Panther 12 Spider-Man: Homecoming 13 Ant-Man 14 Captain Marvel 15 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 16 Iron Man 2 17 Doctor Strange 18 Ant-Man and the Wasp 19 Iron Man 3 20 Thor 21 Thor: The Dark World 22 The Incredible Hulk

Raise your hand if you are a maggot.

Hilarious. aggy actually believes that Saban "sees something growing" in Shitwater, USA. And that it is a threat. Other than fungus sprouting from cow pies, what else could aggy be growing? Should we all be concerned?