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  1. Sejjr
    Now imagine aggy….years from now, after the bright shining, blotting out the sun Elko era has passed….we look upon the list of “hottest coaches in America” and see the name “Elijah Robinson”. They had him and they let him slip away…. Then like clockwork, aggy resets the market again and money-whips Robinson to be their next Head Coach.
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    I haz confused. So Texas has a soft, easy SEC schedule next year. But Texas is also doomed because they have no idea what is waiting for them in the mighty SEC? "Sewers" sucks! TU is screwed next year cause Sewers is going to the NFL! The open constant contradictions from aggy are truly remarkable. And every single year it is the exact same thing.
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    Sweat will win it, Eeyore.
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    This is why Red Flag laws were created.
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    There is a small part of me that will miss that crazy old bitch. A very small part. There was some entertainment value. I am confident aggy will attract another similar freak with this next incoming chapter.
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    LSU is a gymnastics school.
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    Been wondering this…that play is automatic.
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    I look forward to the day that Billy challenges someone to a fight in the TexAgs parking lot and they actually take him up on the offer.
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    My favorite part of watching this whole train-wreck is the fact that aggy constantly bleats that they are the richest school in the country (richer than TU!!!). They are going to have no choice but to fire Jimbo, and they will have no choice but to pay him a unprecedented buyout, thereby eliminating their one perceived (though false) advantage. No matter how "rich" aggy thinks they are, nobody can absorb that kind of hit and not feel the effects in the NIL era, let alone in assembling an entirely new staff. aggy is wholly fucked. Beating South Carolina is certainly not gonna change that fact, "Brauny" and Co.
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    Ok, fine. So he's one of the most successful Executives in Kingwood. Houston is a high bar, especially for a Hammster.
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    What a perfect position for aggy to “right the ship” on, fucking H-Back. Not seen in these parts since the Jimbo Fisher offense was considered innovative.
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    I’m thinking the sex scandal is a no go. Jimbo probably never leaves his castle after he gets home. They need to set up some agent provocateurs in the stands to heckle Lil’ Jimbo and get that Napoleon rage flowing on camera, like the FSU “come down here and say that shit” video. Their only hope for “cause” is to get him to blow his lid and lose it on a “fan” or something.
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    Spread is now down to 3.5.
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    It is absolutely bizarre that Jimbo’s recruiting strategy is to corner the market on elite DL prospects, at any cost. Meanwhile, Texas has a better D line this year despite the star rankings. Development matters. Star rankings and mythical recruiting titles belong on a t-shirt or a commemorative cup.
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    See: Jalen Hurts.
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    Who are 30 college players better than Xavier Worthy?
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    Aggy thinks we’d have lost to Wyoming if their starting QB played. Aggy pretends to know all about Texas, yet they don’t know the simple fact that backup QBs are Texas’ kryptonite? And now we gotta face another one this week.
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    For sure. I don't think I have seen that before. Very effective if you don't jump offsides.
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    I look forward to the obvious excuses coming from aggy after they lose to "the worst Alabama team in the Saban era." It's like AgGPT at this point. "Sip did not play THIS Alabama team." "T-Ewe didn't face THIS Jalen Milroe." or if Milroe gets replaced: "Sips got lucky to play Jalen Milroe, who Jimbo and Co. almost beat last year!! If (current Bama QB) had played, no way Sip woulda won." It really does write itself.
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    Manziel will no doubt want to bring in Tom Herman for obvious reasons.
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    I saw Portnoy walk by at the game with his little entourage of sycophants. He was wearing a Horns Down cap. Fuck that douchebag.
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    Actually quite a few in the national media are talking about them in the same breath. “Texas looks like a playoff contender, aggy looks like a failed experiment” followed by sensible chuckles.
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    I mean, if you count all the brave ags that died saving our ungrateful asses from Hitler, it has to be closer to a million.

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