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Do all gingers look alike? Asking for Katfid...

Ok that is pretty great. And CTJ should have aimed for the head.

Not.

Get used to this kind of turnover every year. With a couple more recruiting cycles, maybe even our legendary hand-wringers will stop bring so worried. As a point of comparison, Alabama had 12 players drafted in 2018. That really didn’t seem to hurt them too much on the field this season. That is where we are going and it won’t take much longer to get there.

Those plays are the key to Jimbo’s Super Complex, Takes Years to Master offense. Just a QB Whisperer doing QB whispery stuff, ya stupid sip! Shocked to see that sayta is all-in on the false Jimbo narrative.

It is amazing how Ed Oliver was a lock as a top 3 pick before the season, and now he is falling out of the top 30 on some of these dipshit mock drafts (Charley Casserly, I’m looking at you). mock draft season is always good for a laugh.

Gotta admit, Lathan Ransom is a pretty badass name.

Fuck Bill Connelly. FBC (and FCB).

Why does Bill Connely’s SBNation metric get so much love and attention?

Based on the original post, which clearly stated "drafted DL," I am not cherry picking shit. Von Miller was drafted as a LB.

Yes, Von Miller was not drafted as a DL. If we include him, then we might as well include all the LBs from both schools.

Just because aggy keeps saying the LSU game was the “game of the year” does not make it true. Cute that they keep trying though.

Not this shit again.

He's right. We are celebrating beating the #2 team from the vaunted SEC and frankly, won't stop celebrating it any time soon, especially when we continue to get daily reminders of how much that win broke aggy. And yes, we are LITERALLY celebrating the fact that we finished ahead of aggy because it is fucking hilarious. And yes Chin Pubes, we are ignoring the ESPN rankings because everyone ignores them. And the transitive property in college football is never a good argument, even for a trog doing an extremely long-running Smashmouth cosplay.

Is this not the most perfect representation of Peak aggy? This is what they have always done, from Carriger's forearms, all the way to Randy Moss' and Jerry Rice's bastard love-child Demas. They are truly gifted at one thing, and that is revising ANY narrative to always make aggy look like they are THE BEST! It isn't enough to have a commitment from a true 5-star elite player. No sir. This must be the single greatest football specimen that has ever existed in the last 30 years. It isn't enough to have students serve in WW2...they must be fellated by General Patton and be the best student warriors ever known to mankind, including those slackers at the Service Academies! It isn't enough to have a lot of money...no, aggy must be the richest school basically ever in the history of modern finance. Student Body: BEST! Stadium: BEST! Head Coach: BESTEST EVER!! And yet, these legendary revisionists have spent the better part of the last month complaining loudly about recruiting rankings being revised in favor of Texas. They will never change, and they will never stop tripping over their tiny dicks in the most embarrassing fashion. It is a truly unique spectacle that I will never get tired of.

I believe the Seventh Level of Hell is streaming it.

Unfortunately, the idiotic Big 12 Championship game is going to continue to be a fucking Texas-OU rematch for the foreseeable future. We will need to beat those sister fuckers twice, which is very fucking difficult.

Take the Loss, Surly server.

Elite talent is always important, at any position. aggy, however, is attempting to use the recency bias from the NFL which has seen more and more RBs being treated as commodities and top talent has been taken in the 3rd or 4th round in recent years. There has been a narrative in the NFL that RBs are just not as crucial in the modern game. aggy is failing to acknowledge that college football is not the NFL, and beyond that, the elite talent that has emerged the last couple of years in that league has somewhat altered the narrative. Ezikel Elliot, Todd Gurley, and Saquon Barkley are examples of RBs who are the most important offensive components of their respective teams. The funny part of all of this is the fact that aggy is ONLY bleating about Evans ranking because they are insecure shitheads and they know he is not giving their shitty school the time of day. So they will throw out superlatives like "best receiver prospect in 20 years" or "the next Julio Jones" when discussing Demas, in an obvious attempt to pump up their hopes and dreams of someday being better than the damn 'Sips. And yes, we'd love to have Demas' talent, but considering our specific roster situation, Evans is infinitely more important a prospect for Texas than Demas.

Demas is clearly an elite WR talent. It’s pretty obvious. He, nor any WR, is more valuable than an elite RB. Would you rather have college Ricky Williams or college Julio Jones? I don’t know why this thread meandered off the fact that aggy, still butthurt from Texas having a better class in 2019, is now squealing about Evans ranking and they are already conceding him to Texas or The Field. They are the ones talking up Demas to the point of lunacy.

Hard to blame them, considering 1939 was the aggy pinnacle of achievement.

I don’t think we have ever seen something like this, where aggy is so fucking butthurt over their perceived rankings slight (orchestrated by the sip media conspiracy), that they carry it over to the next recruiting cycle 12 months out from signing day. They so desperately want to be able to bleat about having the top player in Texas committed, that they will burn down another elite recruit in the process. And they wonder why they can’t have nice things... I realize it is highly unlikely, but a Demond Delmas flip would absolutely destroy aggy even more that the Georgia game and the rankings adjustment did. It would be a supernova of aggy misery. It would be glorious.

The guy looks like a total creeper pervert. Not surprised.