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Sejjr

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  1. Well, HSID is known to be a well-oiled machine, so....
  2. Yet aggy will continue to bleat about Bru being included in the 2019 rankings.
  3. Yet this year it will be all aggy points to.
  4. Kate + Cats
  5. 'Sup EJ.
  6. For a guy who publicly says religion is stupid and is for stupid people, EJ sure seems to have a lot of unwavering conviction about some really stupid shit.
  7. Legal weed AND you can get paid for your likeness? Doomed!
  8. Why do aggy 9.95ers always have to come up with idiotic nicknames for everything? Louisianimals? Fucking dweebs.
  9. These fuckwits are really gonna continue this SEC narrative until the end of time. They are like the "flat-earth theory" people at this point (apologies to you flat-Earthers in advance...I know how sensitive you can be).
  10. New phone who dis?
  11. Now I am hoping he wins the Heisman in 4 years.
  12. Or the big tittied fluffer.
  13. I really love the fact that every season, whenever Texas is scheduled to face an SEC opponent, every single aggy will say shit like "(SEC team) is gonna go in dry on weirdo Tom" or some other bullshit. And I have never been more confident in the obvious reality that a) SEC teams are vastly overrated and b) we match up very well against those simpleton offenses. What aggy completely fails to realize is that the national hype of the SEC conference superiority is now at the point that it is damaging the programs. Their players believe the hype and believe they are a superior football player because of three letters on a patch, and they fold like little bitches when you punch them in the mouth. LSU will be no different. I can't wait to hear the aggy excuse factory after that game.
  14. Who will the aggy boogieman be once Ol' Red starts selling F-250s in the afterlife?
  15. My favorite are the inbreds who call Texas the “little brother” and act like aggy has passed us by long ago. Then they spend a week crying about conspiracies and desperately trying to reassure themselves that they are really better than us. By far and away the most insecure fan base in all of sport. I knew the Georgia win was a big deal, but I really had no idea the level at which it would break aggy and start this glorious tailspin of self-loathing. Beautiful to see.
  16. Adidas sounds a bit like aggy.
  17. For them, it is. This is the only way they can "measure" themselves compared to Texas. Their self-loathing and crippling insecurity is on full display here and is driving this hilarious shit show. They are so fucking desperate for the country to see them as an elite football program, that they will grasp onto any inkling of something they can spin as proof of their status as such. There is no fan base in the WORLD that celebrates meaningless "victories" as early and often as the Texas a$m aggy. #PimpCane
  18. Those mouth-breathers also are ignorant of the fact that our best OL players in recent years were not 5-star "NFL" ready types, but "projects".
  19. I just became a fan of Tarp.
  20. MeeMaw still hasn't figured it out yet? aggy will always be aggy, and there is nothing her beloved Jimbo can do to change that reality, ever. She's fallen victim to one of the classic blunders: the most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second, you never hitch your wagon to the fortunes of aggy.
  21. Gruntled, I am.
  22. Only part of our finances that are strained are the hinges on the vault door.
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