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This is an oldie but a goodie, like a rotary phone. The truth in that post is that aggy really only cares about recruiting rankings, and how many “5 stars” they can claim. They have shown year over year, they really DON’T care that much about wins and losses. I guess that makes sense on some level. If you’ve never known any sustained success on the field, you gotta manufacture something to get excited about. Fake titles, fake victories, fake army….aggy is actually the pay phone of college football. Put it on the wall!

This is fantastic. But pure bullshit…Pantone could never afford the royalties for Aggie Maroon.

TEXAS - 56 Rice - 3 Brooks will average 15+ ypc with a 60+ TD run Baxter will score 2 TDs Chunk plays all day.

I really look forward to all the mouth-breathers continuing to spout the "Bama Bully-Ball" bullshit next week, and how Texas will just get manhandled in that game. Our DL and OL are massive. We are not a fucking G5 Try-hard team. Those fucks said the same shit about USC in 2005, then USC saw our team and were like...fuck, these guys are as big and fast as we are.

Fair.

I have no idea how terrible College Station High is, but that film is hilarious.

"The sips are not ready to face the size and aggressiveness of the lines of the elite SEC teams." aggy was more accurately (factually, like in 'real-life') not remotely ready to face the size and aggressiveness of the elite Sun Belt teams.

They keep talking about how you gotta have depth in the SEC, cause, "it's just different" and stuff. Have they not seen their own roster?

I love how every team in their expert collective hive mind improves over time, except for Texas. They bleat out these "facts" about our talent and our schedule and our "culture" while showing they actually have zero knowledge about our Program currently. Last year we had to hear how Bijan was average, nowhere near as good as Achane. Now, he is irreplaceable and was solely responsible for the games we actually won last year. Our true sophomore DJ Campbell "can't crack the starting lineup," they have no idea who our running backs are but they probably suck, our best DTs are Collins and Broughton and both are "busts," and Ewers has a weak arm and also totally sucks. BUT because the BDF is such a trash conference, and our schedule is G5 level, we will probably win 10 or 11 games this year, because our talent is so much better than anyone we play not named Bama who will crush us. Also we are gonna lose 3-4 games cause we suck, and someone made a huge bet on the 9.5 wins under. It is all so confusing, yet makes perfect sense. And we apparently love Trannies.

Avatar checks out.

This shit is truly glorious. Bag Hag just bought herself another season of her epic troll game.

Big Ag Media Conspiracy?

But Mike Farrell and fat fuck told me Arch was heading to the portal. I’m so confused.

But they do weigh a lot more.

Mater Dei and IMG Academy are totally overrated as well.

Duncanville is overrated! #aggy

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So high school football players are now getting paid more than most Power 5 Head Coaches...Got it.

2,x,3,1

I love how they throw out the NIL payment amounts, as if they are ironclad facts. 4.5 million for Ewers. 2 million for Simmons. And these clowns wonder why they might have issues with the IRS?

Maybe Simmons hates spinners?

If we lose Simmons to LSU, I am blaming it all on Olivia Dunne.