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Sejjr

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  1. So we can keep expanding the Bowl system each year...but by gawd, let's not add games to the playoff because it might hurt the bowl system!
  2. Zach Smith went back and edited his post to say "Hook that" instead of "Gig that"? Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't think that rant was written by Zach Smith, outside of MeeMaw?
  3. Yay! Another Bowl owned and operated by ESPN.
  4. He is certainly stuck is some muck currently. Also, I hear if you try to do cocaine in really humid conditions, it turns to muck.
  5. It is pretty fascinating that our rivals are trying to spin the rants of a crazy, coke-fueled abuser into "proof" that Herman is a bad guy. But whatever. We can survive losing Catalon. TCU has far bigger issues to worry about.
  6. Let's not forget about Zach's super-classy brother either.
  7. Be sure you ask him about the marijuana overdose crisis plaguing our country.
  8. I'd push for recording the interview around 1AM so he is good and coke-fueled. If you are throwing gasoline on a fie, make sure you really go for it.
  9. Brett McMurphy seems to really dislike Urbs and Ohio State. It's pretty spectacular.
  10. I know of a guy with a super successful Facebook page that would be the perfect candidate to interview Zach Smith. He has a microphone and everything.
  11. Would it be less or more gay if it was on Bravo?
  12. Originally it said “legion of follower”. But I believe a legion is 2-4.
  13. Or you could try Houston, Texas. Richmond is a good street to start on. Or so I have heard.
  14. One can dream though. Preferably, over a relaxing foot massage.
  15. So "Asian Masseuse" = Hooker/Happy Ending? Is that what Zach is saying? I am just waiting for all the legit Asian Masseuses to rise up and start attacking Zach on Twitter.
  16. I don’t think that will play a factor. Teams like UAB realize beating a P5, SEC caliber team is like winning the fucking lottery. This is their legit Super Bowl. They will want to win this game more than any game on their schedule. It will mean a lot more to their program than a Conference Title.
  17. Let’s pause to remember that Taylor Hamm was so offended by the cruel and uncalled for commentary of the Surly that he refused to be interviewed because he is such a class act, like all good ags. And now he has spent the evening retweeting every single Zach Smith tweet to his legion of followers, and is throwing his support behind a wife beating drug addict (alleged) and male sex toy aficionado (proven). Has Hamm found his new FWK?
  18. Honestly, is there anything more apropos than Taylor fucking Hamm aligning himself with Zach fucking Smith? We are *LITERALLY* witnessing two perfect train wrecks in real-time. The real question is, which one will eat a bullet first? *Ok, not literally. I do imagine these two have a very similar purchase history though.
  19. Well, this whole shit show escalated quickly. 2018 is the year that we received "Take the Loss, Pussy" and "Ok, cool, Hook Em". That alone makes this a successful season.
  20. If your standard is Shanghai then yeah, it was totally fine. But you are right, the quality of that USC offense will linger a lot longer than the fucking smoke.
  21. Couldn’t fucking breathe today in LA with all the smoke. California is fucking burning. And USC is burning too. If Bru has any sense, he will leave this fucking state.
  22. Hey Bru...Austin is a pretty cool place, and we don't have fucking apocalyptic fires every year.
  23. I choose to imagine you are a Burton sock and kindly say fuck you, sir!
  24. It is a solid tradition here to burn coordinators at the stake, but the fact is, we have severe and specific personnel problems that are not fixable this season, no matter who is calling the plays on defense. The regression is fucking remarkable but maybe it shouldn't be such a surprise when you look at the individual parts. Now that we are clearly past the "oh nos, Orlando gonna get hired away" phase, a better question is, what will improve next season? The Defensive backfield should be better. Hopefully, Brandon Jones ignores the idiot agents telling him to go pro, and returns. We will have Sterns, Foster, Cook, Green, and Jones at DB. That should be a strength. We will have Roach back playing DE. What does the LB corps look like, minus Gary Johnson, and what does the rest of the DL look like?
  25. If the refs called the blatant, obvious hold on Charles, that everyone saw, they never would have scored. So fuck this bullshit. These refs are inexcusable.
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