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Sejjr

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  1. Freeway exit design talk not going away.
  2. The real issue here that is concerning is the reality that we don’t have upgraded replacement bodies for our two glaring weaknesses, and the last two opponents have smartly abused them. Add the fact that Caden Sterns has hit the freshman wall and we already had a weak pass rush and you have a downward spiral without a real fix in sight. The fix (if any) will have to come from a complete schematic adjustment; it won’t come from the personnel level. What really annoys me though is how easily opposing teams are able to take advantage of our specific player weaknesses, yet we never seem able to do the same thing. Do we suck that badly at film study? I think Herman needs to start hiring some of those recently fired head coaches as QC coaches like Satan always does.
  3. Funny, I remember thinking at the time, coach feels exactly like the rest of us. Texas games are a fucking roller coaster of anxiety. I really look forward to the day they are not.
  4. "Icing" the kicker is one of the dumber things that coaches do. It rarely works, and waiting until the moment before the ball is snapped is even dumber. It's like the coaches think they are using "strategy" when in reality, all they are doing is letting a kicker get a practice shot and a mulligan, which is a huge advantage for a kicker. It always reminds me of the saying in golf after you hit a shitty shot and take your much better mulligan shot, "that second guy is good." I guess Tom Herman doesn't have the icing percentages page in his fucking binder.
  5. That Brewster shit is exactly how Chin Pubes will spin this. This was a tough loss, but this team is better for it, and oh hey look at Texas being exposed like I said they would! Let’s re-list all of Mensa HerMan’s faults now!
  6. Watching Wheeler get abused time after time was just fucking depressing. This defense has no quick fix available, unfortunately.
  7. Have you ever seen an Ewok up close?
  8. We are not your dudes, gooner.
  9. Vintage targeting.
  10. Fuck OU and fuck this thread.
  11. Wait, you mean we can stop crying about Orlando being hired away after this season?
  12. You want to complain about stupid shit, complain about the idiotic "ice the kicker" timeout that NEVER FUCKING WORKS.
  13. So aggy runs out of time...to finally reinforce the old adage, yet are then given more time, only to lose. Mind blown. Delicious.
  14. They can't qualify for playoffs or play for a State Title. Basically, all their games are exhibition games. They are a college football prep factory with the best collection of talent in the nation, but they are not the best team.
  15. Hamm is a fucking pussy. He has been quoted multiple times using racist, homophobic, and derogatory statements on twitter. From the Malik "boy" quote to his many comments on EJ calling him a "fag" or a "bitch", or a "fuc boi pizza delivery reporter", Hamm is anything but polite and he has reaped every once of the shit that he's sown. Hamm acting like he is above all this Surly aggression is the essence of hypocrisy.
  16. I have never in my life seen a fan base embrace the words “close loss” like aggy has this season. It really is remarkable. And super fucking pathetic. And only a pure dipshit like Chin Pubes could continue to argue that Texas is trash and all our wins are against shit teams, while bleating to his sycophants that the final score actually means nothing for aggy and all their losses mean they are somehow really good.
  17. Sejjr

    Oak @ SF -- TNF

    This is like watching a preseason game.
  18. TLDR translation: aggy had another close loss to a team full of NFL first rounders and is poised for another likely close loss to an Ole Miss team full of NFL first rounders. Texas is so far from being good it isn't even funny, and the sooners are the most overrated team in sports history (who would completely annihilate Jimbo and Co.)
  19. There is legitimately zero incentive today to run a clean recruiting program, especially if you are a second-tier program like Ole Miss or aggy. The worst thing that can happen is that you win a bunch of games, get increased donations and exposure, but miss a couple of meaningless bowl games and get a "lack of institutional control" Scarlett Letter that you wear for a couple of seasons. Rinse, repeat.
  20. They did not overturn their bowl ban for 2018, but basically lifted all recruiting restrictions. And just like that, their long-suffering State nightmare comes to an end. "As leaders at the University of Mississippi, we are sorry for what the Ole Miss family has bagmen have endured throughout this long, arduous process," chancellor Jeffrey Vitter and athletics director Ross Bjork wrote in a joint statement. "As the state’s flagship university, our resolve has been tested many times in our history, and we have prevailed by staying true to our core values combined with the amazing support of the Ole Miss family bagmen. This challenge will not define us, and we our bagmen will be stronger because of it."
  21. Ok, so this IS the realignment thread!
  22. I'd like to take a moment to point out that McVay is winning at life.
  23. This “playoff” is the BCS, with less transparency, the same leadership (dipshit Bill Hancock) and even more control than they had in the BCS system (no computers! Yay, humans!). They don’t want a true playoff, and they will milk this shitty 4 team scam for as long as they can. What will be hilarious is to watch what they do if LSU beats Bama, then chokes another game after, which is entirely possible because Ogre. The one certainty is the fact OU will back into another playoff/BCS scenario yet again.
  24. That would be a pretty good move if they can swing it. Dorset has elite speed.
  25. Agreed
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